Ask a stupid question get a stuipid answer

MrSelf · Post by **MrSelf** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 1:52 pm

not on your life.

Aren't you the sum of your parts?

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 2:15 pm

No, I'm what I eat.

Isn't 1+1 = ULTRA?!?!?

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MrSelf · Post by **MrSelf** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 2:23 pm

Not what sex ed. told me, 1+1=3

Is sex better with electricity?

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Sun Apr 17, 2005 2:27 pm

Electricity + sex + clowns = ?????

What the hell?

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Jex Bane · Post by **Jex Bane** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 3:23 pm

sintekk wrote: Electricity + sex + clowns = ?????

What the hell?

i dont know, but my mom warned me bout ppl like you

U want an e-cookie?

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Mon Apr 18, 2005 3:30 pm

Cookies are a sometimes food.

Should we hold out for a higher salary?

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 8:51 pm

No.

Is "Take the money! Take the money!" an inappropriate thing to shout when observing an interview?

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 8:57 pm

Not if your Steve Jobs.

Does the perks include a free inhaler and 30 lifetimes worth of twinkies?

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Wed Apr 20, 2005 11:42 pm

Yeah, but the salary kinda blows.

You think it's worth it?

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ana · Post by **ana** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 7:16 am

Only if there are hot chicks involved.

Why are boys so dumb?

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Bookworm · Post by **Bookworm** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 10:42 am

Ummm. Ummm.

Can you repeat that question?

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 10:45 am

no.

Is this the end of the world as we know it? Cause I feel fine...

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MrSelf · Post by **MrSelf** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 4:40 pm

Yes, a new world will now exist, have fun!

Isn't it 'stuipid' to add another i in 'stuipid"?

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Bookworm · Post by **Bookworm** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 5:05 pm

Yes, iit iis.

Are we there yet?

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 8:08 pm

not quite.

Wait. Was that the exit I was supposed to take?

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MrSelf · Post by **MrSelf** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 11:59 am

Did it seem to go nowhere? If so, then it is.

Anybody ever say to you, "it sounds like someone has a case of the Monday's..."?

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 10:38 pm

Once time, at the continental breakfast.

I'm bored, want to travel... TO THE FUTURE?!?!?!? O_O

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 10:44 pm

Alright.

But why does your time machine look like a blue police call box?

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Mon Apr 25, 2005 10:47 pm

Because only the coppers hold the secret to poppin' fresh popcorn.

As for the future, I dunno... any guesses from you?

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 2:05 pm

I'd say flying cars, but we should have them by now.

Where's my personal teleportation device?

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MrSelf · Post by **MrSelf** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 5:21 pm

You missed them, they were only out in 2003...

Where'd you get those nifty boots?

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Tue Apr 26, 2005 11:58 pm

I was born with them, it's called bare flesh.

Bear flesh?

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MrSelf · Post by **MrSelf** » Wed Apr 27, 2005 12:38 pm

That's what I was born with!

How much do you think I could get on the black-bear market?

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Sun May 22, 2005 1:42 am

I'm not sure, aside from the horrible agony of having your feet skinned.

You think animals enjoy being skinned alive?

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MrSelf · Post by **MrSelf** » Mon May 23, 2005 3:41 pm

I've never heard any complaints from the animals!

It rubs the lotion in its skin or else it gets the ___________?

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