Ask a stupid question get a stuipid answer

Raptomex · Post by **Raptomex** » Thu Jul 01, 2004 11:12 pm

*I've seen this game around. I don't know if it's good but I decided to post it. Just ask a stupid question and answer a stupid question wit a stupid answer. Ok, I'll start.*

What color is the White House?

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Mook477 · Post by **Mook477** » Fri Jul 02, 2004 2:30 pm

red

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Chyse · Post by **Chyse** » Fri Jul 02, 2004 11:24 pm

where does weed come from?

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Sat Jul 03, 2004 6:46 am

Your mom.

Why do I bother?

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erolyn · Post by **erolyn** » Sat Jul 03, 2004 10:36 pm

Because you have no better way to spend your time than to sit at your computer answering my brother's stupid questions.

When was the war of 1812?

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Minnie · Post by **Minnie** » Sun Jul 04, 2004 1:36 am

Isn't this the same game as the questions game?

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Sun Jul 04, 2004 5:54 am

Minnie wrote: Isn't this the same game as the questions game?

Not quite. This game came up before in the previous iteration of the forum, in which I was under the assumption that one would ask a stupid question, and the next poster would provide an answer which belittled the asker or topic of inquiry, or was otherwise witty or humorously innacurate. Kind of like a combination of the questions game and the burn the person above game.

and back to the questions...

When was the war of 1812?

about 300 years before I gave a crap.

What is this thread about anyway?

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Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Sun Jul 04, 2004 5:05 pm

it's all about me.

wot's a stuipid answer?

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Sun Jul 04, 2004 11:11 pm

Just about anything that comes out of your mouth.

What does (sp?) mean?

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Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Mon Jul 05, 2004 6:48 am

(sp?) = Germany

Since when can bananas dance?

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sweetness · Post by **sweetness** » Mon Jul 05, 2004 7:55 am

since they invented digital watches.

why do we waste our lives on the net?

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Stasi · Post by **Stasi** » Mon Jul 05, 2004 9:40 am

sweetness wrote: since they invented digital watches.

why do we waste our lives on the net?

What is this "we" stuff?!?!?!? You pathetic little worms waste your lives on the internet because you're all just a bunch of lonely middle-aged hairy fat guys who, in the hopes that they'll meet some naive, easy 13 year old, spend all available hours of the day on internet forums and chatrooms. Yep, I'm even talking to those of you who "pretend" to be girls online - however, rather than trying to get 13 year old girls, you're just living out your transexual fantasies pretending to be one and choke a chicken every time some other middle aged hairy fat guy thinks your a 13 year old cute "lolita".

Why are sabretooth tigers such jerks?

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Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Mon Jul 05, 2004 10:04 am

Because you touch yourself at night.

What the hell is up with that?

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erolyn · Post by **erolyn** » Mon Jul 05, 2004 7:22 pm

Cicero wrote: Because you touch yourself at night.

What the hell is up with that?

I don't know, but I'm pretty sure I really am a 16 year old female. Last time I checked, anyway. And I don't think it's been 20 years and a sex change operation since then...

Who framed Roger Rabbit?

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Stasi · Post by **Stasi** » Mon Jul 05, 2004 8:19 pm

erolyn wrote: Who framed Roger Rabbit?

Skeletor did. Skeletor gave up on trying to mess with He-Man, so he came to earth in a portal and decided to target some stupid character called Roger Rabbit. He actually thought people would care if Roger Rabbit went to jail and became someone's

.

Why didn't He-Man and the Sorceress ever hook up?

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Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Mon Jul 05, 2004 9:18 pm

Stasi wrote: Skeletor did. Skeletor gave up on trying to mess with He-Man, so he came to earth in a portal and decided to target some stupid character called Roger Rabbit. He actually thought people would care if Roger Rabbit went to jail and became someone's .

Why didn't He-Man and the Sorceress ever hook up?

Well, they did once, but after He-man put his "sword" into her "castle grayskull" he ripped her wider and after that she didn't want to

with him.

Hot piss or Warm piss?

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Cisco_Kid · Post by **Cisco_Kid** » Mon Jul 05, 2004 9:25 pm

William Wallace wrote: Well, they did once, but after He-man put his "sword" into her "castle grayskull" he ripped her wider and after that she didn't want to with him.

Hot piss or Warm piss?

it is no doubt cold and dry by the time you wake up in the drunk tank with a pounding hangover, so I am guessing that one.

Why did Tak cross the road?

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Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Mon Jul 05, 2004 9:32 pm

Cisco_Kid wrote: it is no doubt cold and dry by the time you wake up in the drunk tank with a pounding hangover, so I am guessing that one.
Why did Tak cross the road?

because Harry Potter said so.

What the hell?

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erolyn · Post by **erolyn** » Mon Jul 05, 2004 11:08 pm

Well, Will, that depends on what religion you choose to believe.

Is there a Santa Claus?

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MrSelf · Post by **MrSelf** » Mon Jul 05, 2004 11:14 pm

Nope, he died during a tour in Vietnam....

Where's your head at? at? at?

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Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Mon Jul 05, 2004 11:28 pm

That depends which head you're talking about.

Big One: on my neck, where it should be.

Little one: on my weewee, slathered in KY jelly.

Is there a god?

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MrSelf · Post by **MrSelf** » Mon Jul 05, 2004 11:30 pm

Depends on your definition of god.

What's the air-speed velocity of an unladen african swallow?

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Joe · Post by **Joe** » Mon Jul 05, 2004 11:55 pm

Depends on your definition of african swallow.

Paper or plastic?

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Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Tue Jul 06, 2004 4:10 pm

Yellow

Why is long grain rice called that when they are small.

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MrSelf · Post by **MrSelf** » Tue Jul 06, 2004 4:16 pm

probably because the grail runs long versus short(the grain runs the length of the rice, rather that the width)

Do that make sense?

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