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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 8:04 pm

Yes, spiderman was kind enough to explain why electricity isn't cool!

Where's that damned butter churn?

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ana · Post by **ana** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 7:03 am

I sold it on ebay. It was possessed.

Why am I still awake?

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 7:26 am

You're not.

Why am I up so damned early?

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Minnie · Post by **Minnie** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 10:14 am

morning wood

Why is nobody here?

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 10:43 am

it's saturday morning... everybody's watching cartoons.

Why are you here?

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Minnie · Post by **Minnie** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 5:37 pm

bored

Ok cartoons have to be done by now. Why is there nobody here now?

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 5:58 pm

Because of... Oh! Look! Shiny! *runs off with Minnie's wallet*

If 3 is the magic number, then what is 687?

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 5:59 pm

That number you think of when you become old and bald.

What number would a can of beans represent?

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 7:36 pm

5987

What is the numerical representation of the intelligence quotient of the average newt?

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ana · Post by **ana** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 7:48 pm

42.

Why does this song suck, exactly?

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 7:52 pm

Needs more cowbell.

Wouldn't have MASH been a better show if it had more cowbell?

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 8:08 pm

moo motherboard. moo.

Why does the pig go "oink" anyway, instead of "squeal!"?

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 8:12 pm

The haircombs wouldn't have it any other way.

Good job children, now what noise does a Pirate make?

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 8:29 pm

OMGWTFBBQ

I hurt my wittle finger. Will you kiss it and make it better?

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 8:36 pm

No, but I imagine if you sold the rights for someone to kiss your finger on e-bay, you'd make a killing.

Now, what'd you do if you hurt your kneecaps?

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 9:19 pm

Sue Tonya Harding.

What about the spleen?

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ana · Post by **ana** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 10:38 pm

In fine fettle, thanks fer askin.

Why can't skipping be more casual?

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Jex Bane · Post by **Jex Bane** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 12:21 am

ana wrote: In fine fettle, thanks fer askin.

Why can't skipping be more casual?

because...we like to lick our shoes.

What does a rolling mountain of gargling mouth wash have to do w/ a spork on steroids???

*sporK*: A spoon with a forked edge., what one gets when one combines a spoon and a fork in a fusion chamber.

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 8:22 am

by the sound of things, acid.

Why do you keep doing these things to yourself?

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Jex Bane · Post by **Jex Bane** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 12:30 pm

manadren wrote: by the sound of things, acid.

Why do you keep doing these things to yourself?

b/c my brother told me to

what if superman was reallly...a homophobe on steroids that eats tunafish .w/ bananas and jelley?

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 1:11 pm

Then the Tuna fish wBananas and Jelly Association of America would like him a lot more.

If I make a giant plate of jello with a file in it, you think it will get past the prison guards?

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Minnie · Post by **Minnie** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 7:36 pm

Only if it is green jello, guards get mezmerized by green jello.

If this bannana

did not have legs would is still bounce up and down?

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 7:39 pm

It would do the handstand groove.

Woah, did he just sell a CHARKING?!?

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 7:02 pm

No, you're just hallucinating again.

Is that gasoline I smell?

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 7:10 pm

FIRE!

Is everybody alright?

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