Ask a stupid question get a stuipid answer

manadren · Post by **manadren** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 4:57 pm

Because left and right is kinda awkward.

Hi, I'm Bill. I'll be your ritualistic killer tonight. Do you have anything to declare before I slice you open and poke at your innards?

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 5:58 pm

"Is your frigerator running? You'd better go catch it!"

Isn't that the most awesome thing to say while a guy scratches out my liver?

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Minnie · Post by **Minnie** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 7:14 pm

No.

Do you think you amuze people?

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 7:15 pm

No.

How many fish can you hold in a 10-gallon hat?

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Minnie · Post by **Minnie** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 7:17 pm

Depends how I stuff them in there but I will guess maybe 8.

Why don't you think you amuze people?

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 7:17 pm

Because you're spelling ammuse wrong

Am I an oxymoron or what?

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Minnie · Post by **Minnie** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 7:18 pm

No. I am cuz I cannot spell!!

Do you think less of me because I cannot spell?

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 7:19 pm

No, but it all depends on the climate.

Do you think less of me because I don't amuze people?

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Minnie · Post by **Minnie** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 7:20 pm

No because you ammuse me

(there is only one m in amuse)

Do you pick your nose?

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 7:23 pm

No, but I can pick yours if you want.

Where's a robot when you need one?

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Minnie · Post by **Minnie** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 7:25 pm

sintekk wrote: No, but I can pick yours if you want.

Where's a robot when you need one?

Robots are busy calling people

What is your favorite thing to drink?

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 7:26 pm

Diet Vanillia Cherry Mango Coconut Caffiene-Free Water.

Shouldn't clubbing seals be made into a national pasttime?

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Minnie · Post by **Minnie** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 7:27 pm

Sure why not!

Do you think it should be legal to J walk?

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 7:29 pm

Yes, but only if you use a wheelchair while jwalking.

Can you crunch glass bottles on your forehead?

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Minnie · Post by **Minnie** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 7:34 pm

I never tried that.

Does the doctor teach other doctors his techniques of cosmetic facial surgery?

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 7:35 pm

No, but they collaberate on their monkeys-typing-shakespeare projects.

Weren't the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles totally bad-ass?!?!?!?!??!?!?!

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Minnie · Post by **Minnie** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 7:38 pm

Ninja Turles rule...but Ninja Monkeys ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Will the human body become the next data conduit?

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 7:39 pm

No, because of those scurvy pirates.

Did you know that bluedoom computers is back up?

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Minnie · Post by **Minnie** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 7:41 pm

Yes. Fragged has been working hard to get his site up.

How did you know it was back up?

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 7:45 pm

The evil monkey hiding in your profile told me it was up.

So, when does he plan to start selling crap on the interweb?

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Minnie · Post by **Minnie** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 7:51 pm

Soon I hope.

You found my monkey and tortured him huh?

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 7:52 pm

No, I've had problems with PETA, I just threatened him with a can opener.

So... where's fragged, anyways?

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Minnie · Post by **Minnie** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 7:55 pm

He just walked in the door, just got home from work

When you go out to eat do you dribble down the front of you usually?

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 7:56 pm

No, I always have me bib!

Lobsters- the next United Nations?

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Fri Mar 25, 2005 7:58 pm

I always thought it would be crabs.

Do you know how to play it safe around electricity?

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