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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Thu Nov 04, 2004 11:58 am

ok

how about the letter Q in ASCII?

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MrSelf · Post by **MrSelf** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 2:26 pm

How about the letter XV in roman numerals!

Or is that the cherry-popping daddies?

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Wed Nov 10, 2004 2:40 pm

Only Muddy Waters would know.

Or would Roger Waters know?

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 12:50 am

possibly

possibly maybe?

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MrSelf · Post by **MrSelf** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 5:24 pm

statistically speaking, probably.

Or was that the watermelon?

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 6:24 pm

Nope, I think it was an orange.

Grapefruit?

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Thu Nov 11, 2004 7:09 pm

Watermangomellon

Joan Van Arc?

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MrSelf · Post by **MrSelf** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 4:30 pm

John Van go-go-go with the flow!

Modern Major General?

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Fri Nov 12, 2004 4:36 pm

Nah, the General has a major in Art.

Do all fish go to heaven?

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Sat Nov 13, 2004 2:34 am

nope, only the ones that believe that fish Jesus died upon the cross-shaped fishing hook for all their fishy sins, and later was resurrected. Unfortunately by that point Fish Jesus was already served up at Uncle Bob's Seafood Shack and eaten by some guy named Floyd, popping out of the poor guy's belly like a bad Alien spoof.

What exactly does fish heavan smell like? Well, besides fish, that is.

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Sat Nov 13, 2004 10:34 am

I heard it smells like Butter melting on a red lobster. Yum!

How many gallons of Heavenly Water © are in Fish Heaven?

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Sat Nov 13, 2004 5:26 pm

Alot... enough to drown the world a few times over. Conversely, fish hell has no water, and all fish in fish hell are left to flounder around in a dry desert next to an exploding piano.

What is it?

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Sat Nov 13, 2004 5:46 pm

I dunno, but an exploding piano sure sounds interesting!

Where's that lady who's sure all that glitters is gold?

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Sat Nov 13, 2004 6:48 pm

I dunno, but I'm pretty sure there's a bustle in her hedgerow.

Viking cats singing Zeppelin?

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MrSelf · Post by **MrSelf** » Sun Nov 14, 2004 12:37 am

Actually, viking cats sang only mongol hymns, based on planetary positions during moon cycles.

GOVERNMENT WARNING: (1)According to the Surgeon General, women should not drink alcoholinc beverages during pregnacy because of the risk of birth defects?

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Gr.een · Post by **Gr.een** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 11:31 am

Yes and good evidence is Sintekk.

Why are bus drivers mean?

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MrSelf · Post by **MrSelf** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 1:04 pm

Because the foul smells coming from some passengers are broken down and absorbed into the blood stream. However, when these chemicals reach the brain, they cause certain other chemicals to be released that block seritonin output, causing negative feelings and terrible headaches.

Internet: Good, or a breeding ground for virii?

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 3:32 pm

Good, Breeding ground for pr0n.

Is your bathroom a breeding ground for mold and bacteria?

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MrSelf · Post by **MrSelf** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 5:26 pm

Is Elton John a breeding ground for emotional outburst and flambouant fashion?

(oh.... a stupid question to answer a stupid question, killing 2 birds with one stone, except for this really long explaination, which makes the effeciency of the 2 for 1 statement above useless)

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 5:15 am

no, but he is such t3h gh3y.

Is that a dead fish in your pocket, or are you simply in need of a dietary supplement?

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MrSelf · Post by **MrSelf** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 4:42 pm

Dietary Supplement= h te suck

Would you like this dead fish? (practically new!)

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Stasi · Post by **Stasi** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 11:38 am

MrSelf wrote: Dietary Supplement= h te suck

Would you like this dead fish? (practically new!)

Yes, I'll take the dead fish.... mmmmm.

So, if Skeletor became a good guy and joined forces with He-Man, do you think he'd ever hook up with Teela (with Man-at-Arms' approval, of course!)?

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MrSelf · Post by **MrSelf** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 11:55 am

I believe Teela would want more, get both Skeletor and Man-at-Arms drunk, and do both of them (live video streaming !)

Would Man-at-Arms be regretful in the morning?

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Stasi · Post by **Stasi** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 12:12 pm

MrSelf wrote: I believe Teela would want more, get both Skeletor and Man-at-Arms drunk, and do both of them (live video streaming !)

Would Man-at-Arms be regretful in the morning?

Like a wild animal just getting its first taste of human blood, he'd be forever changed by the can of worms he'd just opened... addicted to the forbidden fruit he can no longer resist!

Does Skeletor have a penis, or is it just a cartilage nub, if anything?

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MrSelf · Post by **MrSelf** » Mon Dec 13, 2004 12:56 pm

Well, Skeletor is a strange scenerio. You see, he does and doesn't. Mostly it's cartilage connected to the pelvic region, but as the shaft projects outward, it becomes spongy and flesh-like. Of course when limp, none of this shows. And he has been known to use a rib or 2 for extra pleasure....

Does Skeletor need a condom?

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