"that's good, but what is it?"

[Red Squirrel]

A big Texan cowboy stopped at a local restaurant following a day of
drinking and roaming around Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he
noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next
table.

Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the
waiter, "What is that you just served?"

The waiter replied, "Ah Senor, you have excellent taste! Those are
bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning, a delicacy!"

The cowboy, though momentarily daunted, said, "What the hell, I'm on
vacation down here, bring me an order!"

The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per
day because there is only one bull fight each morning, if you come early
tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this
delicacy!"

The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and then that
evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day.

After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of this platter, he
called to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much,
much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday."

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Senor. Sometimes
the bull wins!"


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[Pyr-O-Rgasm]

I had to re-read the ending to understand it. God that's wrong!

Keep them coming!

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