Admin conversations students should not hear

Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 7:13 pm

Administrator conversations students should not hear

1) Looks like the grades might be random this year, check out this cool code

2) Can you pass me my coffee on top of that printer, I’m all tangled up in these network cables here and can’t reach it.

3) Did anyone see the foil paper?

4) Man this server room is loud. *click* now that’s better.

5) Woah, where’s the start menu on this unix server?

6) …yeah just use rm –rf / to run disk cleanup, let’s go grab a coffee while it runs.

7) Crap the pop machine is running low, call the supplier to cancel the printing paper order, we’ll buy more pop instead.

8) Does *every* computer actually need to be connected to the network?!

9) Do you think those trees will block the wifi signal? I won’t bother to secure it.

10) This student has been getting straight A’s and he’s smarter then me. *click* I just gave him a C.

11) The backup?! It was on THAT disk!

12) I’m just going to reboot this fanless Celeron server that I just maxed out, anyone want toast?

13) Crap, and I just bought that pop!

14) Hey come check this out, my cursor is moving by itself, woah no NO!!! well there goes the teacher salary database.

15) You mean that was the only copy of the student grades?! Well get me the random number program then, I think I need to install it.

16) I’m going to plug in Carnivore on the main server, one of the profs has been talking a little too much with my wife, time to straiten that out.

17) What’s with all these word files? They’re using up all the space for our porn.

18) What!? You used Microsoft compression on all my videos?

19) Hey, we’re using Norton 2000 on this citrix server, do you know if live update will work, it’s my first time trying.

20) Screw Unix, I’m putting windows XP on this sucker and who needs security and all that, it’s only for workstations anyway.

21) Is it normal for the server to be drawing 20 amps?

22) Is anyone cooking something here?

23) Woah I did not know you could backup data on an 8 track!

24) I hate these old plugs, I always have to cut the grounding pin on anything I plug in.

25) Got a quarter? I need to go to the fuse box again.

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Death · Post by **Death** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 7:23 pm

LOL. That's great. Loved number 17. I've heard a couple of those actually. And I quote: "Yeah, if we restart the server right now, every student will lose their work". You should have seen how fast I saved

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 7:28 pm

haha. The worse would be to disconnect the router in the middle of a citrix metaframe connection, we all know what happends then.

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 7:49 pm

Woah, where’s the start menu on this unix server?

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Death · Post by **Death** » Sun Nov 07, 2004 10:54 pm

LOL. Ya, there's a good one: "Aw crud, I tripped over the cable connected to this router and yanked it out. Hope nothing bad happened".

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manadren_it · Post by **manadren_it** » Tue Nov 09, 2004 2:47 pm

hehe, I kinda like the last one.

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