think your house is messy?

Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Tue Jan 06, 2004 11:55 pm

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthrea...40&pagenumber=1

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Wren · Post by **Wren** » Wed Jan 07, 2004 12:31 am

That place should be condemned and the owner committed!

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Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 3:43 am

good lord!!
1 Get her outta town
2 Smash her computer
3 SELL IT ALL!!!

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 9:42 am

I'd sell it on ebay as "suprise boxes", people would go for that. Heck, people would think I'm the new santa claus selling gifts like that. That house is like santa's work shop south complex or something.

All those calandars on different dates are to keep track of who is naughty and when. There's one for every kid, but the most naughty ones are worthy to be hanged up so santa can quickly access them (after tripping on many boxes and breaking a few things).

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megaspaz · Post by **megaspaz** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 11:46 pm

dang! that's pretty amazing. i think the burn it with fire and the fire marshall was the best suggestion.... the question and reply about the husband was funny too.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 11:51 pm

Yeah, I'd like to light a match in there too. That house would burn for at least a week straight though. You would need to pump in oxygen to make it burn faster.

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megaspaz · Post by **megaspaz** » Fri Jan 09, 2004 12:10 am

they should just call me or you then.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Fri Jan 09, 2004 12:21 am

Yep. Or they can give me 1000 bucks or more so I can clean it up and keep the house intact.

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megaspaz · Post by **megaspaz** » Fri Jan 09, 2004 12:25 am

i guess i could do that too, but i hope they wouldn't choose that since keeping their house intact isn't a high priority for me.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Fri Jan 09, 2004 12:27 am

haha. Yeah, burning it would still be more fun that or a bulldozer. Or grenades would be fun too, just throw them around and stuff.

We don't even know what's in those boxes, maybe some of them have fireworks or something. This could get interesting.

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megaspaz · Post by **megaspaz** » Fri Jan 09, 2004 10:58 pm

Red Squirrel wrote: haha. Yeah, burning it would still be more fun that or a bulldozer. Or grenades would be fun too, just throw them around and stuff.

We don't even know what's in those boxes, maybe some of them have fireworks or something. This could get interesting.

heh heh.... i'm betting jimmy hoffa is in some of them boxes!

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Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Wed Feb 11, 2004 1:37 am

Holy craaaap.........!

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Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Wed Feb 11, 2004 1:52 am

I can read their address on this pic!
http://www.auburn.edu/~millisr/house/house34.jpg

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manadren_it · Post by **manadren_it** » Wed Feb 11, 2004 2:09 am

Havoc wrote: good lord!!
1 Get her outta town
2 Smash her computer
3 SELL IT ALL!!!

ditto

have her commited and then put the house [contents included] on ebay.

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