blond factory worker

[Red Squirrel]

A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports
for her first day promptly at 8:00 am. The next day at 8:45 am there
is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman from the
assembly line throws open the door and begins to rant about the new
employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line
is backing up, putting the entire plant behind schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides that he should see this for himself so
the two men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the
line is so backed up that there are Elmos all over the floor and
they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands the
new employee. She has a roll of red plush fabric and a big bag of
marbles. The men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of
fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to sew the little
package between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of
hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches the woman. "I'm
sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face," but I
think you misunderstood me yesterday."

Your job is to give each Elmo two test tickles.

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