Drunk Guy In The Washroom

Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sun Jun 08, 2003 4:17 pm

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, bloodcurdling scream is heard. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.
The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. "What's all the screaming about in here? You're scaring the customers!" he said.
The drunk replied, "I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the heck out of my family jewels."
With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says, "You idiot! You're shitting in the mop bucket!"

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Wren · Post by **Wren** » Sun Jun 08, 2003 9:51 pm

Red, you are bad to the bone!

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