A husband and wife were arguing about who should make the coffee in the morning. The wife claimed that her husband should make the coffee since he is the first one out of bed. The husband replied that she should make the coffee since she is in charge of all the cooking and that is “her job”. The wife insisted that her husband make the morning coffee and told him that according the Bible it is “his job”. The husband (getting indignant now) tells his wife that he doesn’t believe it, and makes her show him “where in the Bible it is written that the man must make the coffee”. The wife opens up her Bible and sure enough, at the top of several pages in the New Testament it indeed says “HEBREWS”.
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