Once there was a little old lady that lived in a somewhat small town. Every morning she would stand on her porch and yell, 'PRAISE THE LORD!'
One day, an atheist moved in next door to her, and he, getting increasingly annoyed by this behaviour, yelled, 'THERE IS NO LORD!' after the little old lady had shouted hers. This went on for weeks, until one morning, the little old lady stood on her porch and yelled, 'PRAISE THE LORD! Dear Lord, please send me some food to nourish my little old body!' Then she went inside.
The next day, the woman went out on her porch to find two large bags full of grocieries. She proceeded to shout, 'PRAISE THE LORD! He has provided me with groceries!' Upon this, the atheist jumped ot of the hedges and yelled, 'There is no Lord! I bought those groceries!' The little old lady threw her arms in the air and yelled, 'PRAISE THE LORD! He has provided me with groceries and made the devil pay for them!'
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Little Old Lady
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