Entering Combat!

[Stasi]

Stasi casts MASS TINKYNESS on all other members of the Anything Forums, increasing their Charisma by 10, but reducing all other stats by up to 12.

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[Chyse]

*resist*

+320 Tinkyness resistance. 395 if i pop a flask of supreme chromatic resistance.

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[Reaper]

I, through many items, have 100% resistance to EVERYTHING.

*moves silently"

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[scherzo]

scherzo ( half-elf, thief/mage class) has no resistance, and all stats including strengh are lowered by 12.

scherzo puts on his elven cloak and boots ( am now stealthy ) and drinks a mana potion



Mana gives him + 120 MP, +110 Vitality

with my newly aquired mana, scherzo casts 'Adrenaline' +39 to strenght, enabiling me to wield 'Thor's hammer'

scherzo, Hulk SMASH's with Thor's hammer

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[Red Squirrel]

* Red squirrel, being a level 1 is hit by the spell and dies.

* Red squirrel rezes, inserts 1 gig USB stick and downloads data....

Code: Select all

using Server;
using System;

namespace Server.Items
{
	
	public class swordofathousandtruths : VikingSword
	{
  public override int InitMinHits{ get{ return 255; } }
  public override int InitMaxHits{ get { return 255; } }
    	public override int ArtifactRarity{ get{ return 20; } }
  [Constructable]
  public swordofathousandtruths() : base()
  {
  Name="The Sword of a Thousand Truths";
  Hue=1152;
  LootType=LootType.Cursed;
  
  MinDamage=197;
  MaxDamage=296;
  
  Attributes.Luck=1500;
  Attributes.SpellChanneling=1;
  Attributes.AttackChance=8;
  Attributes.WeaponDamage=28;
  
  SkillBonuses.SetValues( 0, SkillName.Swords, 120.0 );
	
	
  WeaponAttributes.HitDispel=100;  
  WeaponAttributes.HitHarm=100;
  WeaponAttributes.HitMagicArrow=100;
  WeaponAttributes.HitFireball=100;
  WeaponAttributes.HitLightning=100;

  WeaponAttributes.HitLeechMana=100;
  }
  

  

  public swordofathousandtruths( Serial serial ) : base( serial )
  {
  }

  public override void Serialize( GenericWriter writer )
  {
  	base.Serialize( writer );

  	writer.Write( (int) 0 );
  }
  
  public override void Deserialize(GenericReader reader)
  {
  	base.Deserialize( reader );

  	int version = reader.ReadInt();
  }
	}
	
}

* Red Squirrel welds sword of a thousand truths and slays everything in sight.

Gains 152 exp and moves to level 2.

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[Reaper]

Reaper sneaks around and is invisible.

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[Bookworm]

Whoa, dudes, I'm liking this extra charisma!


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[Clueless]

*somehow isnt affected by the tinkyness*

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[manadren]

manadren, the dapper swindler, uses his charisma based swindle ability on Red Squirrel, swindling him out of his sword of a thousand truths and 437gp. He cannot equip the sword because of class restrictions. Instead, he pulls out an assassin dagger +5 poison, and attempts to stab stasi in the back, unfortunately because of the reduced dexterity he misses, instead stabbing stasi in the foot. Poison takes affect, dealing 5 damage per turn and reducing all stats by 1/4.

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[Reaper]

Reaper is sneaking around. Still.

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[Chyse]

scherzo ( half-elf, thief/mage class) has no resistance, and all stats including strengh are lowered by 12.

scherzo puts on his elven cloak and boots ( am now stealthy   ) and drinks a mana potion



Mana gives him + 120 MP, +110 Vitality

with my newly aquired mana, scherzo casts 'Adrenaline' +39 to strenght, enabiling me to wield 'Thor's hammer'

scherzo, Hulk SMASH's with Thor's hammer 

Sherzo dies from heart failure due to the 160mg of caffine after going blind from the 6667% daily recommended amount of vitamin B12.


From their website:

It will bump up your mana to ]</div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

this potent shot is equivalent to about two 8-ounce Red Bulls®

you die

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[Chris Vogel]

Chris has irrevocable immunity against any actions and/or inactions that affect him negatively!

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[scherzo]

Sherzo dies from heart failure due to the 160mg of caffine after going blind from the 6667% daily recommended amount of vitamin B12.

From their website:

It will bump up your mana to ]</div><!--QuoteEEnd-->


you die

I might have died - if my stats were not previously lowered by the dreaded 'MASS TINKYNESS' cast by stasi

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[Reaper]

Reaper find's the "God Potion"* and becomes God. +∞ to all stats and has power over everything and everyone.


*Only one exists so don't try to find another. In fact, it's the only potion that gives an infinite amount of power.

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[scherzo]

Reaper find's the "God Potion"* and becomes God.  +∞ to all stats and has power over everything and everyone.


*Only one exists so don't try to find another. In fact, it's the only potion that gives an infinite amount of power.

you made that up

dungeon master told me so




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[manadren]

manadren puts God-Killer sword up for sale.

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[Red Squirrel]

Red Squirrel finds random spell scroll called Armagaddon but lacks the skill in eval int to use it. Begins to train and sets macro and goes afk for the night.

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[Stasi]

Stasi casts KAL XEN CORP....

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[Reaper]

manadren puts God-Killer sword up for sale.

Reaper buys said God Killer sword for 10 trillion gold pieces. Manadren is now the second richest person in the land.

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[Red Squirrel]

Red Squirrel logs in, finds himself in jail for AFK macroing, but macro still continued. Eval Int is now at 100. Attempts to cast Armageddon from jail, but region does not allow spells. DOH!

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