You know you're a northerner when..

[Red Squirrel]

You know you're a northerner when..

1) Driving is better in the winter because the potholes get filled in.
2)you know which leaves make good toilet paper
3)you know the four seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and under construction
4)you think the start of moose season is a national holiday
5)you find 40 below a "might chilly"
6) you owe more money on your snow machine than your car
7) the mayor greets you by your first name on the street
9) the mosquitoes have landing lights

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[Joe]

haha

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