The Resistance Resistance

manadren · Post by **manadren** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 9:44 am

Do not be fooled my brothers and sisters. Do not join the Resistance! It's all a scam I tell you, a scam! Mr Wallace talks all big about freedom now, but what he really wants is to to crush his enemies, see them driven before him, and to hear the lamentation of the women!

Come! Join me! Resist the Resistance! Fight the tri-color terror! And put and end to this fascist fry foundation before it can take root in this great land of ours!

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Minnie · Post by **Minnie** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 9:56 am

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 9:57 am

Bah! Unless you got something better than French Fries, you don't got a chance!

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 10:04 am

Hey, I don't know about you, but I'm not all about hearing the lamentation of the women, I like women.

I've got cake and ice cream

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 10:19 am

manadren wrote: I've got cake and ice cream

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 12:13 pm

HEy, how about you offer free poutine AND cake AND ice cream!

Or how about a frosted poutine sunday. Mmmmmmm!

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The Gheyness · Post by **The Gheyness** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 1:03 pm

lol...all these movements...it's all too confusing!! XD

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sweetness · Post by **sweetness** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 1:48 pm

stick with me

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Clueless · Post by **Clueless** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 1:59 pm

Hey, what about pie? cake, ice cream, and PIE!

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sweetness · Post by **sweetness** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 2:07 pm

the pies its all about fries!

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MrSelf · Post by **MrSelf** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 2:21 pm

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 2:27 pm

But... who can resist... a nice warm apple pie... Let's not get burnt now.

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Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 3:50 pm

manadren wrote: Do not be fooled my brothers and sisters. Do not join the Resistance! It's all a scam I tell you, a scam! Mr Wallace talks all big about freedom now, but what he really wants is to to crush his enemies, see them driven before him, and to hear the lamentation of the women!

Come! Join me! Resist the Resistance! Fight the tri-color terror! And put and end to this fascist fry foundation before it can take root in this great land of ours!

NO! Fight my brothers and sisters, FIGHT! We will crush this traitor!

I PROMISE FREE POUTINE, FREE APPLE PIE, AND FREE HAM!

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Minnie · Post by **Minnie** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 3:52 pm

sweetness wrote: stick with me

Yes Legend if your smart you with stick with us REAL women

Amen Sista!

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The Gheyness · Post by **The Gheyness** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 3:52 pm

Give me free sex and we got a deal.

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mimic · Post by **mimic** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 3:54 pm

Legend wrote: Give me free sex and we got a deal.

Free beer, Legend. And of course all the fries we stael and yes, I am not against stealing women either.

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The Gheyness · Post by **The Gheyness** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 3:54 pm

That was meant for WW, by the way!

but it applies to the chicks, as well.

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The Gheyness · Post by **The Gheyness** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 3:55 pm

Ohhh, just call me Natalie Imbruglia...I'm so torn! xP

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Minnie · Post by **Minnie** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 3:56 pm

Legend wrote: Give me free sex and we got a deal.

Sweetness has that covered now be a man and stand up for your Freedom!

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MrSelf · Post by **MrSelf** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 3:56 pm

William Wallace wrote:
manadren wrote: Do not be fooled my brothers and sisters. Do not join the Resistance! It's all a scam I tell you, a scam! Mr Wallace talks all big about freedom now, but what he really wants is to to crush his enemies, see them driven before him, and to hear the lamentation of the women!

Come! Join me! Resist the Resistance! Fight the tri-color terror! And put and end to this fascist fry foundation before it can take root in this great land of ours!

NO! Fight my brothers and sisters, FIGHT! We will crush this traitor!

I PROMISE FREE POUTINE, FREE APPLE PIE, AND FREE HAM!

REMEMBER THE POUTINE!!!!

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Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 3:58 pm

mimic wrote:
Legend wrote: Give me free sex and we got a deal.

Free beer, Legend. And of course all the fries we stael and yes, I am not against stealing women either.

I offer Free Fries, all you can eat, Free Hams, Free Cheese, Free Beer, Free Wine, and Free Women, as many as you can have.

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 3:59 pm

Actually we have a nice dessert table, which includes a some very yummy pies, as well as a make your own sundae bar.

However, I must remind you that the Resistance Resistance is not just about yummy desserts, though they are quite delicious. It's about exposing William Wallace for the fraud he really is, and stopping his evil schemes which include torturing kittens, kicking puppies, and making little girls cry.

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mimic · Post by **mimic** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 3:59 pm

William Wallace wrote:
mimic wrote:
Legend wrote: Give me free sex and we got a deal.

Free beer, Legend. And of course all the fries we stael and yes, I am not against stealing women either.

I offer Free Fries, all you can eat, Free Hams, Free Cheese, Free Beer, Free Wine, and Free Women, as many as you can have.

We will take all of your women for ourselves. Well, if the Queen allows that I mean.

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Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 4:00 pm

manadren wrote: Actually we have a nice dessert table, which includes a some very yummy pies, as well as a make your own sundae bar.

However, I must remind you that the Resistance Resistance is not just about yummy desserts, though they are quite delicious. It's about exposing William Wallace for the fraud he really is, and stopping his evil schemes which include torturing kittens, kicking puppies, and making little girls cry.

And the Resistance is all about freedom. It is about helping the common people, Toppling communist empires like Manadrens, who is known to deal Windows XP with Bill Gates, and fighting for freedom.

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The Gheyness · Post by **The Gheyness** » Sat Aug 28, 2004 4:01 pm

I feel like a kid who's parents are getting divorced.

"Who do you want to live with, Legend? Mommy or Daddy?"

Please don't make me choose, mommy and daddy! *puppy dog eyes*

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