Population Control

Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 11:48 am

Here's my idea of population countrol:

- Remove all warning labels on things

That will 1: control population and 2: raise the average IQ by about 100, because the people stupid enough to use a blow dryer in the shower, or stupid enough to open a VCR while it's plugged in, or how about the ones stupid enough to eat a peice of plastic found in a pill container, will die because of their stupidity.

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So that leaves more resources for us people that know how to use them properly.

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 2:15 pm

The only problem with that is that if they remove the warning labels, the stupid people that do what the labels say you SHOULDN'T do and survive will then sue the companies, who will then take all the dangerous products off the market and replace them with child-safe alternatives

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 2:19 pm

True, only way would be to ban lawsuits LOL.

Seriously though they should not allow product lawsuits like that to happen. There's common sense, then there's common idiocy.

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Chyse · Post by **Chyse** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 8:58 am

but the the human race might die out. think about the todlers. they crawl/walk around their house, not knowing about anything. they'd die easily. what r we gonna do??? put them in a bubble???

and what if the stupid people who read the lables got mad that they couldnt have a lawsuit and went postal, stole a couple of guns/bombs/tanks, and disroyed the rest of the human race????

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Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 3:39 pm

goalguarder12 wrote: but the the human race might die out. think about the todlers. they crawl/walk around their house, not knowing about anything. they'd die easily. what r we gonna do??? put them in a bubble???

Hurrah. Less crying childs at market.
Yes, just put them in a small bubble, a "Child Rearing Capsule" until they learn better.

and what if the stupid people who read the lables got mad that they couldnt have a lawsuit and went postal, stole a couple of guns/bombs/tanks, and disroyed the rest of the human race????

How would they understand how to use an Abrams tank if they're stupid? Same with bombs, they'd jsut blow themselves up. If they can't use Fireworks they can't use a bomb. As guns, they'd probably point the gun at themselves without knowing.

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