Are you a virgin?

Raptomex · Post by **Raptomex** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 10:04 am

Unfortunately, yes

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 4:18 pm

Yep and damn proud of it. (for now

) For me, getting laid is something that happends on the job, and it's not a good thing. :rolfmao:

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 4:52 pm

Red Squirrel wrote: For me, getting laid is something that happends on the job, and it's not a good thing.

that so didn't sound right.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 6:03 pm

LOL I meant laid off...

But thought I'd take out the off to make it sound funny.

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 8:04 pm

yeah, but if you remove the off, it sounds more like a lawsuit than a joke

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 8:10 pm

hahahaha

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Zack · Post by **Zack** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 10:20 pm

Yes I am.

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Joe · Post by **Joe** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 10:36 pm

Zack..where ya been

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Zack · Post by **Zack** » Tue Jul 13, 2004 10:38 pm

Places.

Had to move from one house to another..get my DSL working..etc.

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Jon · Post by **Jon** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 2:28 pm

No and even though I might seem to be an internet addict I have a healthy sex life, so it's all good.

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Andy · Post by **Andy** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 3:45 pm

Jon wrote: No and even though I might seem to be an internet addict I have a healthy sex life, so it's all good.

Yeah your sex life. Playboy and some lubrication.

I'm proud of my collection of porn and Lube

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Jon · Post by **Jon** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 4:00 pm

No hellmaster

, my girlfriend, her hands mouth vagina and lube, indeed.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 4:09 pm

Last time I used lubrication was when something was squeeling, the track was too rough.

(I'm talking about a patio door)

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Jon · Post by **Jon** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 4:24 pm

lol, lovely. Indulge me Red, with your 'and proud' statement... I'd be interested to hear why?

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 6:14 pm

Taking a shot here:
He's proud cause he's standing up for his Christian morals?

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Andy · Post by **Andy** » Wed Jul 14, 2004 7:33 pm

Jon wrote: No hellmaster , my girlfriend, her hands mouth vagina and lube, indeed.

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Minnie · Post by **Minnie** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 12:02 am

virgin

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 12:05 am

What about saturday night? didn't something happen then?

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Minnie · Post by **Minnie** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 12:08 am

Red Squirrel wrote: What about saturday night? didn't something happen then?

A lady never tells

We did have a nice room with a king size bed though

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 12:38 am

So I assume you both did a workout in that bed, as in doing pushups? Then it gets too hot so you take off your clothes and....

Actually, suposely sex works out your abs allot.

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wldkos · Post by **wldkos** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 4:08 am

i still am

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Chyse · Post by **Chyse** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 8:49 am

virgin????????me????well........i'm hafta say no... J/K, I AM 13 FOR GOD SAKES!!!!! yes i am a virgin!!!!!!!!!!!! unless my hand can take away my virginity. then the answer is no.

erolyn???? are you a virgin?????????

*pretends that darth stands for not virginity, and the smiley is for virginity*

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sweetness · Post by **sweetness** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 2:46 pm

hell no
i love sex

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MrSelf · Post by **MrSelf** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 3:44 pm

sweetness wrote: hell no
i love sex

+1

and silly walks...

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Cisco_Kid · Post by **Cisco_Kid** » Sat Jul 17, 2004 1:57 am

MrSelf wrote:
sweetness wrote: hell no
i love sex

+1

and silly walks...

"If you like Pina Coladas, getting caught in the rain. If you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain. If you like making love at midnight in the dunes of the Cape...."

first thing that post brought to mind. Had to play the FLAC file (direct transfer from the 1979 vinyl) to make certain the lyrics were perfect.

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