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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Wed Aug 13, 2008 5:18 pm

Specially one that flees the last minute!

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Gubs · Post by **Gubs** » Thu Aug 14, 2008 12:30 pm

It did flee at the last minute. But thankfully we had Red there to hunt its arse down.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Thu Aug 14, 2008 3:51 pm

I was gonna let him go at first but that same squirrel was in my nut stash a while back. other squirrels caught checking out my nuts feel my wrath.

Tasted like Chicken. Hmm, does that count as cannibalism?

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Gubs · Post by **Gubs** » Mon Aug 18, 2008 5:32 am

Sorry for all those failed log in attempts Red. It was me, I think I was still logged on with my old computer. Then it said wrong password when I tried to log on with my new computer. But, it was me. Started to think I drank a little bit to much, and changed my passwords.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Tue Aug 19, 2008 7:17 pm

Haha thats funny.

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Cisco_Kid · Post by **Cisco_Kid** » Wed Aug 20, 2008 1:42 am

Wonderful news everyone!
oh sorry, have to get the hipwaders as the sarcasm is already getting too deep.

My wife has received an email from Sgt. Jeff Frawly in the army offering us a share of $12 million cash pilfered from Saddam Hussein's family
We get 40%, the two main people involved over there get 60%.

on an interesting twist from the normal nigerian mail scam, they are sending the money out in two large boxes using diplomatic immunity.

If such things were real, how would you explain an extra 4.8 million dollars to the IRS? That sounds like far more trouble than it would be worth, but of course having your bank account cleaned out because you are extremely stupid and greedy does not sound like fun either.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Wed Aug 20, 2008 5:51 pm

Wow if I had this much money given to me I don't even know what I would do. And can you pay cash for stuff like a house or would that look suspicious? lol Since yeah putting that in the bank would trigger some bells I think. Swiss bank account maybe? lol

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Stasi · Post by **Stasi** » Wed Aug 20, 2008 11:13 pm

Cisco_Kid wrote: Wonderful news everyone!
oh sorry, have to get the hipwaders as the sarcasm is already getting too deep.

My wife has received an email from Sgt. Jeff Frawly in the army offering us a share of $12 million cash pilfered from Saddam Hussein's family
We get 40%, the two main people involved over there get 60%.

on an interesting twist from the normal nigerian mail scam, they are sending the money out in two large boxes using diplomatic immunity.

If such things were real, how would you explain an extra 4.8 million dollars to the IRS? That sounds like far more trouble than it would be worth, but of course having your bank account cleaned out because you are extremely stupid and greedy does not sound like fun either.

It's real. I received so much money I no longer have to work for any other man but myself.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Tue Sep 02, 2008 11:04 pm

It's September! know what that means. Christmas is coming! Only 115 days left!

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Clueless · Post by **Clueless** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 4:06 pm

red... we need to get you a real hobby.

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Chris Vogel · Post by **Chris Vogel** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 4:44 pm

I just read a letter to the editor blasting a local political candidate for being a woman. Someone must have finally invented time travel, because I don’t think I’m in the twenty-first century.

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Stasi · Post by **Stasi** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 6:16 pm

You have a linky to the paper?

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 6:32 pm

Clueless wrote: red... we need to get you a real hobby.

Programming of course.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 6:34 pm

Chris Vogel wrote: I just read a letter to the editor blasting a local political candidate for being a woman. Someone must have finally invented time travel, because I don’t think I’m in the twenty-first century.

Yeah pretty sad. Sexism and racism and religious prosecution. Things of the past... but they still happen. go figure.

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Chris Vogel · Post by **Chris Vogel** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 6:37 pm

Stasi wrote: You have a linky to the paper?

Yeah, but it doesn’t have the letters to the editor. The top half of the letter is about alcohol, but here’s the bottom part:

Rev. Cleve Hollman (verbatim) wrote: I see we have a woman running for commissioner.

She need’s to read first Timothy 2:12. A woman is not supposed to have authority over a man. Some people say this is only refers to the church, the bible does not say this. It means not only in church but out in the world. A woman is a weaker vessel, so says the word of God.

I am not against a woman. I am going by the word of God. If any of you women run for office don’t come to my house, because I will not vote for you, but I will preach to you.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Wed Sep 03, 2008 6:43 pm

Wow talk about bad interpretation of the Bible....

Know what would rock? A black christian woman making it as president.

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Reaper · Post by **Reaper** » Thu Sep 04, 2008 9:57 pm

Or to be even more politically correct, a black atheist lesbian. Who is also disabled.

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Chris Vogel · Post by **Chris Vogel** » Thu Sep 04, 2008 10:18 pm

Reaper wrote: Or to be even more politically correct, a black atheist lesbian. Who is also disabled.

And Jewish, in an ethnic sort of way.

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Chris Vogel · Post by **Chris Vogel** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 4:12 pm

You know you’re a nerd when you dream that your file system is corrupted. Don’t read the fsck man page before you go to bed.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Mon Sep 08, 2008 6:22 pm

LOL I've had dreams like that before. The most creepy one was the time my PC rebooted at random and came to a partition magic processing screen. It was "processing operation 1 of 10" and I had no clue what was going on but was scared to shut it off as it may cause worse corruption. So I had hoped it was just a resize or something and waited. Then I woke up and was like "woah, thank God that was just a dream".

And yeah, reading file system tool man pages before bed could result in bad dreams, specially a man page.

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Stasi · Post by **Stasi** » Thu Sep 11, 2008 4:38 am

Red, you're a "tinky".

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Cisco_Kid · Post by **Cisco_Kid** » Sat Sep 13, 2008 1:27 am

Red Squirrel wrote:
Clueless wrote: red... we need to get you a real hobby.

Programming of course.

how goes the programming for the project "perfect woman"? Or is that code waaay to complex to write past the first 15 shifting layers?

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sun Sep 14, 2008 1:28 pm

Cisco_Kid wrote:
Red Squirrel wrote:
Clueless wrote: red... we need to get you a real hobby.

Programming of course.

how goes the programming for the project "perfect woman"? Or is that code waaay to complex to write past the first 15 shifting layers?

It's in progress, but I had to recompile my kernel so it could handle such, and write a dimension manipulation framework so I can work in 9D since 4D does not cut it. The code for that was not too bad compared to the one that was the base framework to the Perfect Woman 1.0. The hard part was combining 128 cpu cores to create a 9D compatible processor. And why are flux capacitors so expensive? woah.

Then I ran into a wall and realized it's not doable. I need to actually find a perfect woman as I need to check some of the code to see how it's done.

So with all that, I reverted to just using a Alice AI subsystem. It's dumb, but at least I can turn it off when I want, or poison the database so it says what I want so it works out, but the movement AI is messed up. Knocked over 3 pots of boiling water so far in a week. Might be an actuator issue also, the humidity and heat from being near the stove is affecting the sensors.

So don't expect version 1.0 any time soon.

In other news, anyone know where I can find a Model D394T 18M uf capacitor? I need 10.

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Clueless · Post by **Clueless** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 4:29 pm

Un elephant qui s’balançait
sur une étoile, étoile, étoile
étoile d’arangnée.
Ç’était un jeu tellement,
tellement marrant
Qui dans un coup
BA DA BOOM!

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Chris Vogel · Post by **Chris Vogel** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 2:30 am

I was complaining to a friend about losing my cats’ nail clippers, and she suggested that I file their claws down while they’re asleep. I still laugh thinking about it.

Clueless, I remember learning “Un elefante se balanceaba” in Spanish class! A Mexican exchange student led us.

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