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Reaper · Post by **Reaper** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 10:35 am

If I can't hide from you, where am I now?

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Stasi · Post by **Stasi** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 10:53 am

If I told you, it might unveil some of my means and methods and therefore, I'd have to kill you.

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ycontrol · Post by **ycontrol** » Thu Dec 21, 2006 9:08 pm

Or at least uppercut some balls.

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 9:42 pm

I think Stasi's methods have to do with Reaper's mom, but I can't be sure.

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Stasi · Post by **Stasi** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 1:02 pm

Yeah, I've got Reaper's mom wrapped around my finger ever since I got Manadren to start seeing her. Oh, Manny, she wanted me to remind you about your tryst with her at 11:00PM on 12/30. She said to be sure to bring the diapers you like to wear, soil, and have her change.

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Chris Vogel · Post by **Chris Vogel** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 10:08 pm

I’ve had my e-mail address on my Web site, this forum, Iceteks, and Usenet without obfuscation since early December, and I just now got my first spam message. (All spam filters are turned off, so this really is my first one.)

The spam e-mail wrote: NOTE; I AM NOT AN ISLAMIC EXTREMIST, I AM MODEST.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Mon Dec 25, 2006 2:25 am

Bad idea, its only a matter of time. You should see the spam that goes through my spam server. Thankfully 95% of it gets blocked though.

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Reaper · Post by **Reaper** » Mon Dec 25, 2006 10:32 am

Hey, it's Christmas.

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Chris Vogel · Post by **Chris Vogel** » Mon Dec 25, 2006 11:49 am

Red Squirrel wrote: Bad idea, its only a matter of time. You should see the spam that goes through my spam server. Thankfully 95% of it gets blocked though.

I’m aware of the consequences, but I’ve yet to see a method of obfuscation that didn’t harm usability. I don’t want to put any burden on the senders.

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Stasi · Post by **Stasi** » Mon Dec 25, 2006 11:21 pm

'Obfuscate' is a skill possessed by some vampire clans... evidently this Chris Vogel character has it, but doesn't like to use it. Do you feel ashamed to be a vampire? Have some pride, fledgling!

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Chris Vogel · Post by **Chris Vogel** » Tue Dec 26, 2006 1:14 am

I vill obfuscate your blood!

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Stasi · Post by **Stasi** » Tue Dec 26, 2006 10:47 am

Not mine. I don't have any. I'm a cybernetic organism.

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Chris Vogel · Post by **Chris Vogel** » Tue Dec 26, 2006 10:49 am

I vill obfuscate your circuits!

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Stasi · Post by **Stasi** » Tue Dec 26, 2006 12:55 pm

I will obfuscate the need for you to obfuscate my circuitry.

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Clueless · Post by **Clueless** » Tue Dec 26, 2006 5:24 pm

ahahahaha

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Chris Vogel · Post by **Chris Vogel** » Tue Dec 26, 2006 5:41 pm

I’m finally going to upgrade to Edgy. Wish me luck!

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Chris Vogel · Post by **Chris Vogel** » Tue Dec 26, 2006 7:26 pm

Chris Vogel wrote: I’m finally going to upgrade to Edgy. Wish me luck!

Success!

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Stasi · Post by **Stasi** » Tue Dec 26, 2006 8:51 pm

Now that you're more 'edgy', are you going to use more hip slang and offensive metaphors?

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Chris Vogel · Post by **Chris Vogel** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 12:10 am

Stasi wrote: Now that you're more 'edgy', are you going to use more hip slang and offensive metaphors?

Defo. I need to practice my flamenco dancing for Feisty.

I have some changes to get used to:<ul><li>I was trying to enter some offensive Czech metaphors, and I noticed that the old ctrl + shift + (####) method didn’t work when I needed characters absent from my keyboard. It’s been changed to ctrl + shift + u + (####) .</li><li>I was trying to italicize some offensive Czech metaphors on this board, and I noticed that HTML access keys are no longer entered by alt + (key) in Firefox. I must now do alt + shift + (key) , or alt + shift + i specifically.</li><li>I miss the old Clearlooks colors. I’ll have to change them back before I take screen shots of said metaphors.</li></ul>

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Stasi · Post by **Stasi** » Wed Dec 27, 2006 3:05 am

Daaaaaang, dawg! That's some edgy shizzle mcgrizzle!

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SilkMirrors · Post by **SilkMirrors** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 4:14 am

Wouldn't it be cool to have a machine that could record your dreams?

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Clueless · Post by **Clueless** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 1:42 pm

some of my dreams i dont think i would want to see again lol.

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 9:25 pm

Seriously no. The big issue being what would happen if someone else saw your dreams.

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Clueless · Post by **Clueless** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 12:55 am

oh dear, that would be awkward. lol.

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SilkMirrors · Post by **SilkMirrors** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 5:15 am

I'd make billions of dollars turning my dreams into motion picture films! I'd re-rock the sci-fi and fantasy worlds! I'd make TONS of money if I could take the games I invent in my sleep out of my dreams and into real life! Especially the RPG's with THOUSENDS of worlds, and that one part in the swamp with those cool spells!!!

I could post every single last one of my dreams! anywhoo.

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