World's Longest Thread

manadren · Post by **manadren** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 3:46 pm

I got a flat thursday coming into work. Luckily it blew as I was coming into the parking lot of the school we were working at that day. So I wasn't late or anything.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 5:04 pm

I just learnd windows does not like my big hard drive.

Linux loves it though, so it can have it ALL! Just like on the discovery channel... erm I mean tech TV.

Linux is fscking my hard drive right now, a long process on such a biggie.

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Shinizo · Post by **Shinizo** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 7:40 pm

I have a flat tire on my bike if that counts as anything

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 7:43 pm

Never had one of those.... yet

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Shinizo · Post by **Shinizo** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 8:10 pm

You know what you should do, Squirrel? Buy me a new bike. You know why? Because mine is older than I am, and you hafta be good to buy a bike for yourself, even before you were concieved o.o

C'mon! That deserves a new bike!

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 9:02 pm

Hmmm let me think about it.

But meanwhile, no.

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Shinizo · Post by **Shinizo** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 9:04 pm

I'm grinding your trees into a new bike! SAY GOODBYE TO THE HAPPY TREE LAND! *calls the government to sell the land to grind the trees*

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 9:10 pm

Muhahahahaha, wait till the first chainsaw goes deep enough into the trees.

*finishes up putting random steel trees and wires up the high voltage tesla coil near it*

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Shinizo · Post by **Shinizo** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 9:13 pm

Oh no! Not those! Luckily it's no match for my.. Chainsaw Fury Blades +5! It cost me Five Million moneys at the Auction House! Plus, it has the new rubber blades! *turns on the chainsaw* die.. metal trees..

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 10:00 pm

*flicks on power*
Should be enough to bypass the rubber.
*shows up as 12V then drops to 0.5V*

Oh noes! this power comes from an enron power plant! NOOOOOooooooo (in a lord vader voice) My empire, is in danger!

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Shinizo · Post by **Shinizo** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 10:57 pm

NOT THE ENRON PLANT! EVACUATE THE AREA! THE CEOs ARE COMING! *runs*

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 11:06 pm

*thousands of rows of CEO clones holding atomic detonator remotes start marching by*

Muwhahahahahahahaha!!!

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Shinizo · Post by **Shinizo** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 11:10 pm

OH NO! THE STAR WARS RIP-OFF!! ATTACK OF THE CEOs! ...Begun, the CEO war has! (Had to say that)

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 11:13 pm

Now, we shall buy the Earth, pour cement over it and call it... the DEATHSTAR!

*empire music*

We will rule the world! no wait, it won't be called the world anymore, or will it?

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Shinizo · Post by **Shinizo** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 11:18 pm

Dunno, the Rebels will come and blow us up though.. we can be sure of that.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 11:28 pm

Then microsoft will buy enron, and apple, and linux, and power the world!

Then they'll buy wall street, and really have the power to do what they want. Microsith http://www.microsith.com

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Shinizo · Post by **Shinizo** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 11:31 pm

It has happened! Darth Vader and Bill Gates shook hands.. and Bill Gates didn't wash his hands after being alone in a room with the Xbox 360 for long periods of time! NOT GOOD!

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 11:36 pm

Wow transcoding a DVD takes long. 2 hours elapsed and 1 to go, that's just putting all the stuff together to get it read to burn.

It better work and not error out like the last burn I tried today did. Got a new DVD burner, but unfortunatly I went and bought some really crappy no name DVDs.

Now back to Buisness Squirrel Wars, revenge of the CEOs.

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Shinizo · Post by **Shinizo** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 11:39 pm

..You didn't inherit that DvD burner, young Squirrel Walker.. you got it from your Father.. Darth Admin! How dare you?! You have betrayed the Jedis..! Hmmm. The Jedis need a new name..

How about Jebidi!

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 11:40 pm

Or the jetsgos! They get slaughtered and go bankrupt! Oh noes!!!

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 11:42 pm

Wow I think it's at the last video now, but it's a long one. 911 in plane site, the 911 conspiracy movie! Needed something to fill the CD since all the rest was short 1-2 minute videos. I just hope this will actually work lol.

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Shinizo · Post by **Shinizo** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 11:43 pm

Hmmm, Can't be Jetsgo.. We need a cool name for them.. Little Squirrel Jedi things.. We need a name!

Furry Atomic Monster Squirrels? Fams?

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 11:45 pm

Hey that works, and their spaceship is called jetsgo.

So when jetsgo goes backrupt they can't get upgrades or tech support anymore, and go downhill from there... until they join the dark side, and use the dark force against... *drum roll* The ANTS, destroyers of wood, infestators of houses, they must be destroyed.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 11:46 pm

Anyway, bed time for me... still very early but have to get up early tomorow.

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Shinizo · Post by **Shinizo** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 11:49 pm

The ants! The ants then team up with their allies from the Far East.. termites. And thus, together, they infest all the wood, and infiltrate the squirrelian homes!

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