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ycontrol · Post by **ycontrol** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 12:40 am

Oh my. Stasi is on a roll.

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Andy · Post by **Andy** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 1:19 am

Roll did someone say fatti?

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ycontrol · Post by **ycontrol** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 1:33 am

lol

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OLKMED · Post by **OLKMED** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 5:22 pm

sorry i'm late on the replies, i live in iowa. and that really sucks about your computer

i don't think a bucket of nails would actually do any damage, they probably wouldn't puncture the skin. i tripwire would be good, and maybe something that zaps them, or a rabid caged animal!

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OLKMED · Post by **OLKMED** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 5:23 pm

you could always set up a sledge-o-matic (see my pic)

ooo all this talk makes me wanna watch home alone

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 6:57 pm

OLKMED wrote: you could always set up a sledge-o-matic

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 8:46 pm

Yeah nails would probably not do damage... but I was also thinking fishing line at feet level, so the guy trips, and falls on the peice of wood with nails sticking out, and also act as 4 electrodes for a 2phase AC circuit of 240 volts.

Oh and the thing would triger an alarm too, to scare him, while he has 4 nails in or near his head, and getting fried. At this point, a box of razor blades with lemon juice would fall on his back.

Or is this too harsh? Or too complicated?

Tomorow we find out who did it, they got prints. Can't wait!

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ana · Post by **ana** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 9:43 pm

sintekk wrote:
OLKMED wrote: you could always set up a sledge-o-matic

I saw that guy once at the restaurant I used to manage. I thought he looked familiar, then he made a phone call and introduced himself to the person on the other end.

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ana · Post by **ana** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 9:46 pm

Red Squirrel wrote: Yeah nails would probably not do damage... but I was also thinking fishing line at feet level, so the guy trips, and falls on the peice of wood with nails sticking out, and also act as 4 electrodes for a 2phase AC circuit of 240 volts.

Oh and the thing would triger an alarm too, to scare him, while he has 4 nails in or near his head, and getting fried. At this point, a box of razor blades with lemon juice would fall on his back.

Or is this too harsh? Or too complicated?

Tomorow we find out who did it, they got prints. Can't wait!

Some person recently decided it would be a good idea to somehow duplicate my boyfriends debit card and use it to withdraw cash from our account. Whoever it was got away with $1,300 American.
I hope they had a lovely Christmas.

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 10:04 pm

ana wrote:
Red Squirrel wrote: Yeah nails would probably not do damage... but I was also thinking fishing line at feet level, so the guy trips, and falls on the peice of wood with nails sticking out, and also act as 4 electrodes for a 2phase AC circuit of 240 volts.

Oh and the thing would triger an alarm too, to scare him, while he has 4 nails in or near his head, and getting fried. At this point, a box of razor blades with lemon juice would fall on his back.

Or is this too harsh? Or too complicated?

Tomorow we find out who did it, they got prints. Can't wait!

Some person recently decided it would be a good idea to somehow duplicate my boyfriends debit card and use it to withdraw cash from our account. Whoever it was got away with $1,300 American.
I hope they had a lovely Christmas.

Can't the banks do anything?

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 10:24 pm

How can you duplicate a card? That's kind of hard to do given it has the magnetic strip. No wait, guns are legal in the states, so debit card cracking equipment probably is too...

(had to bring up guns again it's my Canadian nature

)

But hopefully something can be done did you get the police involved?

Man I won't sleep tonight, since what if it really is my friend who broke into my house.. I mean common I know him since like grade 1... but he has a criminal record and he ain't an angel. But with this business stuff I was just figuring he had changed since it seems part of his life was crime and such, and I think it does involve stealing. But just the fact that we were little and used to play in my basement, and now he actually broke into the same exact windows that were there when we were kids, got in the same exact house, and stole stuff... I just can't seem to register this, but with all the evidence so far it looks like it is him. I need to find a way to get my mobo back since he traded me with a "new" one but at this moment I'm having trouble installing windows, and it's probably because the mobo he gave me sucks. He gave me money for the trade even though they were equivalent, but now I think I know why... i need to trade it back before he even knows about the police and the break in. Since he has no clue what's up and I don't want to say anything or accuse him in case it actually is not him.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 11:01 pm

In case the robber comes back (and the cops said, usually they do) I have a little suprise for him. The box that the HDD was in, well I took the rest of the stuff out and added something very special, only noticable when you remove the antistatic and buble wrap.

This may also cause him to get mad and break stuff, and that's more evidence.

Only problem, this could cost me allot if he breaks my computer or something, but all the very important stuff is on my server anyway. Though I do need offsite backups now that this has happened...

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ana · Post by **ana** » Tue Jan 04, 2005 11:16 pm

The bank covered it actually. They said this kind of thing happens all the time. Some crook puts some device into a real atm machine, and that somehow duplicates the magnetic strip. Then they either have some sort of camera set up to watch you enter your pin, or they might be watching from a distance with some binoculars. Very scary.
Anyway the bank put the money back into our account since we called to report it so quickly. Maybe those fraudy guys do a lot of this stuff around Christmas when people are frequently checking their balances, so no individuals get hurt. That would be nice of them. Maybe we were just lucky though.

I do hate that guns are legal in America. A lot of other things are pretty dumb about America right now, too. Can I move into your basement? I'll bark at the bad guys when they break in.
No need for all those razor blades, etc.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 12:01 am

Haha sure. I'll give you a hockey stick, best defence around here. The sludge hammer and axe are excellent but more heavy.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 12:16 am

hahahahahaha now I can say that I got my Mhz stoled, and even my RPMs!

Even my video pixels were stoled!! oh noes!!!

I don't know why I'm putting humor in this since it's a really bad situation.

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ana · Post by **ana** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 12:57 am

Laughing is better than crying.

I won't need any weapons. My bark is scary enough. And if that doesn't work, I'll vomit on them. They'll never be back.

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ycontrol · Post by **ycontrol** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 1:07 am

Vomit is a great defense, dry heaves works every time.

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ana · Post by **ana** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 1:09 am

Oh c'mon. If you're gonna do it, do it right.
They should have some idea of what was eaten.

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Stasi · Post by **Stasi** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 3:17 am

ana wrote: I do hate that guns are legal in America.

Guns are legal in Canada, too.

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ana · Post by **ana** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 3:47 am

Right. Europe it is.

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odders · Post by **odders** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 8:19 am

Red Squirrel wrote: How can you duplicate a card? That's kind of hard to do given it has the magnetic strip. No wait, guns are legal in the states, so debit card cracking equipment probably is too... (had to bring up guns again it's my Canadian nature )

But hopefully something can be done did you get the police involved?

Man I won't sleep tonight, since what if it really is my friend who broke into my house.. I mean common I know him since like grade 1... but he has a criminal record and he ain't an angel. But with this business stuff I was just figuring he had changed since it seems part of his life was crime and such, and I think it does involve stealing. But just the fact that we were little and used to play in my basement, and now he actually broke into the same exact windows that were there when we were kids, got in the same exact house, and stole stuff... I just can't seem to register this, but with all the evidence so far it looks like it is him. I need to find a way to get my mobo back since he traded me with a "new" one but at this moment I'm having trouble installing windows, and it's probably because the mobo he gave me sucks. He gave me money for the trade even though they were equivalent, but now I think I know why... i need to trade it back before he even knows about the police and the break in. Since he has no clue what's up and I don't want to say anything or accuse him in case it actually is not him.

oh man, nothing beats bitter irony.

yeah, but i do know how much i sucks to have good stuff taken by "good" friends. i feel your pain man

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odders · Post by **odders** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 8:21 am

Red Squirrel wrote: Haha sure. I'll give you a hockey stick, best defence around here. The sludge hammer and axe are excellent but more heavy.

yeah, i gotta samurai sword next to my bed, and two very expensive knives in arms reach too.

there are wackos out there...

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ycontrol · Post by **ycontrol** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 9:50 am

Stasi wrote:
ana wrote: I do hate that guns are legal in America.

Guns are legal in Canada, too.

Not to carry in a glove compartment though.

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 10:08 am

ycontrol wrote: Not to carry in a glove compartment though.

Do they, er, search every single car's glove compartment?

"Official Glove Compartment Searcher of Bad Things"
That'd be a crappy job to have, consider how many surly people you'd have to deal with

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ycontrol · Post by **ycontrol** » Wed Jan 05, 2005 10:39 am

Yea that would suck.

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