World's Longest Thread

Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 12:23 am

Ah man I have a huge suprise planned for everyone. But you have to wait till next year to get it.

The IceTeks suprise was release a little early though but I have a slightly different one planed anyway.

It will also have to wait till next year.

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 12:42 am

uh huh, keep us in suspense why don't you

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 12:52 am

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Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 6:41 am

*temperature in the room immediately drop to -0 Celsius*

Behold, the Last of the Fridges come!

I am...the Death Fridge! I have the power to crack a planet's crust with my icy breath! ph34r!

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MrSelf · Post by **MrSelf** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 10:59 am

That's one baaad frShut yo mouth!...

What? I was just talking about Death Fridge!

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FloodG8-9595 · Post by **FloodG8-9595** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 1:36 pm

Behold!

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ycontrol · Post by **ycontrol** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 3:55 pm

The Death fridge........yesssss!!
What's the suprise Red come on....

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MrSelf · Post by **MrSelf** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 5:39 pm

That Red is Neo...

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 7:11 pm

I'll have to think of something.

Hmm how about the Borg Microwave.

Or even the borg fridge would work.

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ycontrol · Post by **ycontrol** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 7:25 pm

Death to all microwaves.

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 7:27 pm

all fridges will by fried by our toasty warm microwaves of doom!!!

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 8:15 pm

My microwave shoots out dangeraus radiation that can kill fridges! muhahahahahaha!

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ycontrol · Post by **ycontrol** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 8:32 pm

I call on all Fridges to open their iceboxes and freeze these microwaves once and for all.

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Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 8:40 pm

*opens the icebox*

*pppphhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhsssssssssss*

*the north and south pole icecaps grow in size and demolish Canaga and South America*

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 8:51 pm

psssh. Those fridges think they are all so big and important just because they can freeze things, but can they do this?

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Bookworm · Post by **Bookworm** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 8:54 pm

Sure (with a little bit of help from a flame-thrower)

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 10:10 pm

I so got to try that! I should buy a microwave for these type of experments though since I don't want to ruin the one we have. They don't make them wall mount like that anymore.

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Chris Vogel · Post by **Chris Vogel** » Fri Dec 31, 2004 11:40 pm

You know, writing a virus is a bit too hard for the average person. We should have a VirusML.

<div class='htmltop'>HTML</div><div class='htmlmain'><virus os ="windows " version="nt " xmlns="http://example.com/virusml/ " xml:lang="en ">

<delete file ="file:///C:/much_needed_system_file.dll " />
<replace old ="file:///C:/important.dll " new="http://www.example.com/important.dll " />

<alert type ="balloon ">
u have being efected with virus!!!!! ur computers destrucion will b observed by u shortly!!!!!! it is on its way to destruction!!!!!
</alert >

</virus >
</div>

…etc.

EDIT: I wish the label for my code would be SGML instead of HTML!

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sat Jan 01, 2005 1:04 am

haha they should make a language like that!

Then we'll have the V3C trying to get virus writers to use standards.

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Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Sat Jan 01, 2005 3:32 am

Red Squirrel wrote: haha they should make a language like that!

Then we'll have the V3C trying to get virus writers to use standards.

I make crappy viruses like that all the time, using format commands to crash school computers.

Maybe I should send one to Mr. Oh-So-High-And-Mighty, aka Shenbaw.

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Sat Jan 01, 2005 4:36 am

I have some .bat files, that while not technically viruses, irritate the hell out of computer illiterates

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odders · Post by **odders** » Sat Jan 01, 2005 6:31 am

yeah, batch file are great. they come in handy so often at work. i even made a batch file virus removal tool of my own because avg couldnt remover the virus

it just killed the virueses process, changed the attributes of the file, then removed it (a simple ix for simple folk). just stuck it on a cd with an autorun.inf, and told all the joe users just to stick it in the cd rom dirve wait for the dos screen to dissapear, and its gone!

anyway, i was proud of myself...

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sat Jan 01, 2005 12:50 pm

Well last night was a total waste of my time... I could of did something for Iceteks instead.

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fragged one · Post by **fragged one** » Sat Jan 01, 2005 1:17 pm

you don't have to be an butt just because nobody liked it.

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Sat Jan 01, 2005 1:22 pm

I appreciate all your hard work red, but the skin was kinda ugly...

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