4 Doctors were talking shop one day...
An Israeli doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced,
we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another and
have him looking for work in six weeks."
A German doctor said "That's nothing! In Germany, we can take a
lung out of one person, put it in another and have him looking
for work in four weeks."
A Russian doctor said, "In my country, medicine is so advanced,
we can take half a heart from one person, put it in another and
have them both looking for work in two weeks."
The American doctor, not to be outdone, said "Hah! We took an
A-hole out of Texas, put him in the White House and half the
country was looking for work the next day!"
Joke #2
A woman goes to her docter and tells him that she can’t get any
from her husband. So he gives her some pills and says “they are
experimental pills, put two into his coffee and see what
happens”.
So she does and the next morning come back and says "the sex
was great what if I use ten?”
And the docter replied “they are experimental pills so try it
and see what happens”.
So the next day she comes back and says “the sex was better,
can I put the whole bottle in and see what happens?"
The next morning a little boy comes in and says, “my mother’s
dead, my sister’s pregnant, my arse hurts like hell and my
father is sitting in the corner saying "here kitty, kitty,
kitty, kitty."
haha i get these in email
rather funny today so i thought i would share 
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