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:banana: HOOT!!

Dear Richard,

I am Azim Mohammed Ngan, a legal practitioner in Malaysia with many years of practice.

I was an attorney to a deceased client of mine who died in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia of a heart related condition in 2001. My reason of sending you this email is to help secure the funds left behind by my client before it is confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank where this fund valued at $5.7million dollars was deposited.
Since you do have the same surname with my late client, I would want to present you as the legitimate beneficiary with all legal documents required to back the claim up.
The holding bank has issued me a notice to contact the next of kin, or the account will be confiscated, and so far, all my efforts to get hold of someone related to this man has proved abortive.

This is my proposal; I am asking for your consent to present you to the bank as the next-of-kin and beneficiary of my late client, since you have the same last name, so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you. Then we can share the amount on a mutually agreed-upon percentage. I do have a good standing in Malaysia, it is my assurance that this transaction will be successful and that I will make sure that the transaction is done within the applicable laws to guarantee full legitimacy

All legal documents to back up your claim as my client's next-of-kin will be provided by me. All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this transaction through.
This will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. However, if this business proposition offends your moral values, do accept my apology.

Please contact me at once to indicate your interest. Do understand that this transaction do require utmost confidence and you should keep this mail to yourself not withstanding if you are rejecting the transaction or accepting it.
Note that I reserve the right to reject your acceptance of this proposal if I have reasons to believe that you may not be honest or discreet as it concerns this proposal.
Further details will be giving as soon as your interest is indicated.

Yours Sincerely,
Azim Mohammed Ngan.
Attorney at Law <_>

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Reply, say you'll accept it if it's prerolled in pennies. :D

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I guess Nigeria’s too passé. :P
Do understand that this transaction do require utmost confidence and you should keep this mail to yourself not withstanding if you are rejecting the transaction or accepting it.
Note that I reserve the right to reject your acceptance of this proposal if I have reasons to believe that you may not be honest or discreet as it concerns this proposal.
I hope Mr. Ngan doesn’t find out about this thread. You could buy a lot of bandwidth with that money.

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lol I got an e-mail like that a long time ago. I guess Malaysia has alot of millionaires :P

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The best was once I had one reply back to me defending his proposal and saying it really was secure and stuff. I had replied saying something like "I'm not going to fall for this, I want more info" or something. :P

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Post by Triple6_wild »

:unsure: some ppl have all the luck

this is one of those scams where thay turn around and ask you to send them a lil bit of money and you lose it :biglaugh:

just mess around with him a lil and pretend to work with him :handintest:

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...the post it on the forums for a good laugh :lol:

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:P

I got another one about a week ago from some other 'attorney'

He said that his costs--after expenses would be 80% for him & 20 for me!

I don't think my dead relative would have liked that :biglaugh:

BESIDES-I'm half German & half Slovak--so how the hell would I have a relative in Malaysia?? :grade11math:

BESIDES-With that last name of that attorney--he's probably an agent for Hizbala--

looking for financing :no no no:

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