A Beautiful woman

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richardj
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A Beautiful woman

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:P

A Beautiful woman went to the gynecologist.
The doctor took one look at the woman and all his professionalism
flew out the window.

He immediately told her to get undressed.

After she disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh.
While doing so he asked her, "Do you know what I am doing?"

"Yes," she replied, "You are checking for abrasions or
Dermatological abnormalities."

"That's right," said the doctor.

He then began to fondle her Breasts.
"Do you know what I am doing now?" he asked.

"Yes," she said, "You are checking for lumps which might indicate Breast cancer."

"Correct," replied the shady doctor.

Finally, he mounted his Patient and started having sexual intercourse with her.
He asked, "Do you know what I am doing now?"

"Yes," she said, "You're getting herpes: which is why I came
here in the first place."

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A Beautiful woman

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LOL :lol:

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Death
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A Beautiful woman

Post by Death »

Oh ho ho, so very owned.......

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