A NEW TRUCK

richardj · Post by **richardj** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 7:21 pm

Just got my new fully loaded 2006 Chevrolet -Z06 a few days ago. I returned to the dealer the next day complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked.

The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

"Watch this," he said, "Nelson!" The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!," he continued...and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said "Beatles," I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Well yesterday some young female talking on her cell phone with a car load of young gals ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but luckily I swerved in time to avoid them.

"A$$ holes----!!," I yelled.

Suddenly the French National Anthem began to play on my radio, sung by Jane Fonda and Michael Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, and Bill Clinton on sax.

I love this truck.

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Death · Post by **Death** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 1:15 am

ROFL. When you said a$$holes though, I expected the song by Denis Leerey. But the end was just gold

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MikeDB · Post by **MikeDB** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 2:32 am

dude you got to post some pics of it.

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richardj · Post by **richardj** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 2:44 am

Mikwiththestick wrote: dude you got to post some pics of it.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh------------

THIS WAS A JOKE.

If I had the money to buy a new truck--I'd have money for gas

HENCE-I wouldn't be wasting my time here.

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MikeDB · Post by **MikeDB** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 3:03 am

hey im a kid im bored.

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richardj · Post by **richardj** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 3:05 am

Mikwiththestick wrote: hey im a kid im bored.

FIX YOUR COMPUTER

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 12:43 pm

LOL that was great.

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Pyr-O-Rgasm · Post by **Pyr-O-Rgasm** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 1:45 pm

richardj wrote:
Mikwiththestick wrote: dude you got to post some pics of it.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh------------

THIS WAS A JOKE.

If I had the money to buy a new truck--I'd have money for gas

HENCE-I wouldn't be wasting my time here.

I was going to post something but after someone IMing me over and over I forgot what it was so I'll say..... Ermmm.... Funny joke?

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MikeDB · Post by **MikeDB** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 2:05 pm

richardj wrote:
Mikwiththestick wrote: hey im a kid im bored.
FIX YOUR COMPUTER

I did, notice im posting more

And why do you care about my computer so much?

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richardj · Post by **richardj** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 4:41 pm

Mikwiththestick wrote:
richardj wrote:
Mikwiththestick wrote: hey im a kid im bored.
FIX YOUR COMPUTER
I did, notice im posting more And why do you care about my computer so much?

I really don't care--I mean I'm not losing sleep over it.

It's just that you started that thread about your pc which went no where & I thought if we could help you we would.

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MikeDB · Post by **MikeDB** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 9:15 pm

lol.

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