What am I?

[Red Squirrel]

I AM ABOUT 8 INCHES LONG, THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS ENJOYED BY MEMBERS OF BOTH SEXES.

I'M USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING READY LOOSELY FOR INSTANT ACTION.

I BOAST OF A CLUMP OF LITTLE HAIRY THINGS AT ONE END AND SMALL HOLE AT THE OTHER.
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IN USE, I AM IS INSERTED, ALMOST ALWAYS WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY, SOMETIMES QUICKLY, INTO A WARM, FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE I'M THRUST IN AND DRAWN OUT AGAIN AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSION, OFTEN QUICKLY AND ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS.

ANYONE FOUND LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY RECOGNIZE THE RHYTHMIC, PULSING SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE WELL LUBRICATED MOVEMENTS.

WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN, I LEAVE BEHIND A JUICY, FROTHY, WHITE STICKY SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL NEED CLEANING FROM THE OUTER SURFACES OF THE OPENING AND SOME OF FROM ITS LONG GLISTENING SHAFT.
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AFTER EVERYTHING IS DONE AND THE FLOWING AND CLEANSING LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED EMANATING, I AM IS RETURNED TO MY FREELY HANGING STATE OF REST, READY YET FOR ANOTHER BIT OF ACTION, HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS BRISTLING CLIMAX TWICE OR THREE TIMES A DAY, BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS.



WHAT AM I???????





















A toothbrush!

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[Andy]

Wow for the most of the read i was thinking you where talking about a penis.

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[Pyr-O-Rgasm]

When I opened the topic the page sent me to the second post, so scrolling up I had accidently read toothbrush, it ruined it for me. I would've thought penis, too. Though I might've thought there was something else, as it wouldn't be so obvious to a penis if that's what it actually is.

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