Would you invest in this?

Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 8:54 pm

From:Andersen7Sewell@martens-puller.de
Subject: Redsquirrel's

ababa

If you are paying more than 3.6% on
your mortgage,
we can slash your monthly
payment!

(must have owned your home
at least 24 months to qualify for this special program)

GUARANTEED LOWEST RATES ON THE
PLANET

CREDIT REPORT NOT
NEEDED

Start here for
an insta-quote and
monthly savings
calculation

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and easily
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I don't get all these mortgage emails. Who actually gets a mortge form some guy who can't spell that emails you?! LOL

I found this email where it belongs, in my spam folder.

Spam detection software, running on the system "localhost.localdomain", has
identified this incoming email as possible spam. The original message
has been attached to this so you can view it (if it isn't spam) or label
similar future email. If you have any questions, seenemail_cron@borg.loc for details.

Content preview: ababa If you are paying more than 3.6% on your
mortgage, we can slash your monthly payment! (must have owned your home
at least 24 months to qualify for this special program) GUARANTEED
LOWEST RATES ON THE PLANET [...]

Content analysis details: (8.7 points, 5.0 required)

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3.5 HELO_DYNAMIC_COMCAST Relay HELO'd using suspicious hostname (Comcast)
3.5 CUST_MORTGAGE2 BODY: Mortgage Spam
0.5 INFO_TLD URI: Contains an URL in the INFO top-level domain
0.0 HTML_MESSAGE BODY: HTML included in message
1.2 MIME_HTML_ONLY BODY: Message only has text/html MIME parts

***This message scanned by the BORG local server***

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open with some email clients; in particular, it may contain a virus,
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Death · Post by **Death** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 9:45 pm

Where do I sign up?

. Just kidding of course. Kind of sad to see that people actually fall for this stuff. I got an e-mail one time saying that a long last realtive that lived in Africa died in an oil explosion and his lawyer e-mailed me to say that we've inherited ALOT of money. First off, my last name is scandinavian.....no way close to Afican. Second of all, the name of the person wasn't even close to anybody we would have known. Third of all, is there even computers in Africa?

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 9:56 pm

haha nigeran spam. You should see how high those score on spamassassin. I've seen some get like 30 points LOL.

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Death · Post by **Death** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 10:03 pm

I wonder what the most rediculous junk e-mail ever was:

Give me your credit card number or I'll send you a virus

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 10:06 pm

LOL sad part is, some people actually would give it.

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Death · Post by **Death** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 10:30 pm

Ya, I know. It IS sad. Kind of reminds me of the days before the Internet where companies would send you scratch tickets in the mail and EVERYTIME you would win the big prize. Then, you would call them and they'd try to interest you in a time share condo and while you're listening to them, they charge you 2$ per minute.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 11:39 pm

LOL haha. Or "your new credit card has been approved!" letters... heck we still get those.

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Death · Post by **Death** » Sat Dec 04, 2004 11:44 pm

Red, would you like to buy atime share condo? Why not sit through one of our presentations? If you can sit through the whole thing, we'll give you a boat! LOL. Hmmmm, I wonder if some old fashioned people try to send you viagra advertisements throught the mail?

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sun Dec 05, 2004 12:00 am

LOL "free viagra sample! If you like it order now!"

Then we can't forget all the other boner pills like vioxx and rolex and there's more... this one drug stated that it would last 30 hours!

I don't know if I would consider that a good thing, just imagine being stuck with a woody for 30 hours!!! That's nearly 2 days! it would start to hurt after a while.

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