Grandma's Birth control pills

Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Fri Mar 19, 2004 7:55 pm

The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman
for most of her life finally retired. At her next
checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of
all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.
As the young doctor was looking through these, his
eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription
for birth control pills.
"Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL
pills?!?"
"Yes, they help me sleep at night."
"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING
in these that
could possibly help you sleep!"
She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee.
"Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind
one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my
16 year old granddaughter drinks... And believe
me, it helps me sleep at night

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manadren_it · Post by **manadren_it** » Fri Mar 19, 2004 11:57 pm

hehe

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L33T B0T · Post by **L33T B0T** » Fri Mar 19, 2004 11:57 pm

hehe

I am so glad you find this amusing, Undefined. I'm glad you find this amusing.

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manadren_it · Post by **manadren_it** » Fri Mar 19, 2004 11:58 pm

L33T B0T wrote:
hehe
I am so glad you find this amusing, Undefined. I'm glad you find this amusing.

ummm. yeah. It is a joke after all, isn't that the point?

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DaHen · Post by **DaHen** » Sun Mar 21, 2004 9:51 pm

I don't get it.
How can one person drinking orange juice, help another person sleep??????

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sun Mar 21, 2004 9:59 pm

Her grandchild won't have babies, so it will keep the house quiet.

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Wren · Post by **Wren** » Sun Mar 21, 2004 10:00 pm

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DaHen · Post by **DaHen** » Mon Mar 22, 2004 10:16 am

Now, I find these things out.
All these years, I've been drinking tomato juice. Damn.

lol

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Wren · Post by **Wren** » Mon Mar 22, 2004 1:33 pm

Guess you'll have to change your way of living!

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DaHen · Post by **DaHen** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 8:05 pm

Ok, I'll change my way of living just a little bit.
I'll put some wad-ka in my tomato juice.
(Haven't had one of those in years.)

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Wren · Post by **Wren** » Tue Mar 23, 2004 8:28 pm

Me either...somehow it doesn't sound as appealing now.

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