funny funeral

[Red Squirrel]

A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when
>she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby
>cemetery.
>
> A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about
>50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman
>walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her, a short distance back, were about
>50 women walking single file.
>
> The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She respectfully approached
>the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know
>now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this.
>
> Whose funeral is it?"
>
> "My husband's."
>
> "What happened to him?"
>
> The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."
>
> She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
>
> The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my
>husband when the dog turned on her."
>
> A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two
>women.
>
> "Can I borrow the dog?"
>
> "Get in line."

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