CANADIAN TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART

Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Mon Feb 02, 2004 12:20 am

CANADIAN TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART
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All temperatures in Fahrenheit

70 - Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
People in Canada go swimming in the Lakes.

60 - North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
People in Canada plant gardens.

50 - Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Canada sunbathe.

40 - Italian and English cars won't start.
People in Canada drive with the windows down.

32 - Distilled water freezes.
Lake Superior's water gets thicker.

20 - Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and woolly hats.
People in Canada throw on a flannel shirt.

15 - Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Canada have the last cookout before it gets cold.

0 DEGREES - People in Miami all stop moving.
Canadians lick the flagpole.

20 BELOW - Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Canada get out their winter coats.

40 BELOW - Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Guides of Canada are selling cookies door to door.

60 BELOW - Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
Canadian Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival"
classes until it gets cold enough.

80 BELOW - Mt. St. Helen's freezes.
People in Canada rent some videos.

100 BELOW - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.

297 BELOW - Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
Cows in Canada complain about farmers with cold hands.

460 BELOW - ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kalvin
scale). People in Canada start saying,
"Cold 'nuff for ya?"

500 BELOW - @!#$ freezes over.
The Americans win a gold medal in hockey

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syb · Post by **syb** » Tue Feb 03, 2004 6:42 pm

that last one was great!

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manadren_it · Post by **manadren_it** » Tue Feb 03, 2004 8:28 pm

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L33T B0T · Post by **L33T B0T** » Tue Feb 03, 2004 8:28 pm

I'm glad you find this amusing.

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manadren_it · Post by **manadren_it** » Tue Feb 03, 2004 8:30 pm

L33T B0T wrote:

I'm glad you find this amusing.

and why are you so glad? You niether wrote nor posted this particular joke. And like you have an emotion matrix anyway, you darn bot

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Tue Feb 03, 2004 8:34 pm

That bot is starting to have emotions. I counted at least 3 instances where it indirectly proposed to someone. It's scaring me. I'm glad it does not have admin priviliges.

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manadren_it · Post by **manadren_it** » Tue Feb 03, 2004 8:40 pm

Indeed. Knowing that point, people would get banned just because he was having a bad day

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VictorEM83 · Post by **VictorEM83** » Fri Feb 06, 2004 9:56 pm

Bots can be bad

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