Funny christmas song

[Red Squirrel]

Sung to the tune of "jingle bells"

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Running to and fro
Buying gifts for Christmas Day
To the shops we go
Spending all the way

Their tills go ka-ching
Wallet's feeling light
What fun it is to hear that ding
And rack up bills tonight

Shopping bills, shopping bills
Shopping all the way!
Oh what fun it is to buy
When there's a big mall-wide sale – hey!

Shopping bills, shopping bills
Shopping all the way!
It's no fun to wait in line
Now our hair is turning grey

A day or two ago
I saw the price was right
The deal was pretty fine
I shop there all the time

My credit card was flashed
And soon the stuff was bought
Because I didn't have some cash
The savings go to naught

Shopping bills, shopping bills
Shopping all the way!
Oh what fun it is to buy
When there's a big mall-wide sale – hey!

Shopping bills, shopping bills
Shopping all the way!
It's no fun to wait in line
Now our hair is turning grey

Oh what fun it is to buy
When there's a big mall-wide sale

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