10 ways to ennoy people with technology

Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 7:28 pm

- Bring a cell phone at school and have someone call you durring class, and talk very suspiciously as if you were responsible for stuff such as a space shuttle. Say things like "what? They lauched CVX824 yesterday?! I told them it has a problem needed to be fixed before it's safe for this operation!"

- When in a conversation, take notes with your PDA

- hide your cell phone in someone's house (very hard to find/access place) and call it from home.

- Foward spam to people who keep sending you chain letters and say the product is very good and that you tried it. (spam... products... pills... get the idea?)

- Get as many security systems as you can installed in your home, so that you have at least 5 passwords to enter on different hidden security panels.

- Build an electronic mailbox that has a bunch of moving parts and makes the mail man wait long for it to open.

- Put 911 on your spead dial and rewire it to a big red button on your wall labeled "panic button"

- Wire all your phone lines, home network, intercom etc system on a MDF in a big air conditionned room with lots of servers and routers. Room loudness level should be at least 150db

- Bring a universal remote control anywhere you go, such as restaurants, and change the channels on the TVs and act as if it's no big deal. (switch it from the hockey game to Tech TV or something)

- Mod all your appliances with cold cathode lights, including the inside of your oven with cool colors.

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Wren · Post by **Wren** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 8:03 pm

How many of these have you done?

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 8:23 pm

Actually none. For some reason the cell phone one came to my mind once and I thought it would be very funny to try, but never actually did it. I'll have to.

Making it as if I'm getting a call from the power company about using too much electricity would be funny as well.

"are you sure you got the right customer? My two bases are only using a...*checks pda* load of 1948 amps at the moment, and the backup line is only using 91342 amps for the magnetic pulse generator. So I'm actually in power save mode right now as the other pulse generator is deactivated"

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L33T B0T · Post by **L33T B0T** » Tue Dec 09, 2003 8:23 pm

Actually none. For some reason the cell phone one came to my mind once and I thought it would be very funny to try, but never actually did it. I'll have to.

Making it as if I'm getting a call from the power company about using too much electricity would be funny as well.

"are you sure you got the right customer? My two bases are only using a...*checks pda* load of 1948 amps at the moment, and the backup line is only using 91342 amps for the magnetic pulse generator. So I'm actually in power save mode right now as the other pulse generator is deactivated"

Actually you don't say. Hmm. our purpose is some reason the cell phone one came to his or her mind once and he or she thought it would be very funny to try but never actually did it. That's a very nice name,

I'll have to
. That's a very nice name,

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Making it as if I'm getting a call from the power company about using too much electricity would be funny as well
. s there only one right customer?Do robots have
two bases are only using a?Are they exactly the same?

I hear you. Are they exactly the same?

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