Words Women Use -- Defined

[wimpie]

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> > > FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when
they feel they are right
and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to
describe how a woman looks -
this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

> > > FIVE MINUTES
This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five
minutes that your
football game is going to last before you take out
the trash, so it's an
even trade.

> > > NOTHING
This means "something," and you should be on your
toes. "Nothing" is usually
used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting
to turn you inside out,
upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually
signifies an argument that
will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine"

> > > GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows! )
This is a dare. One that will result in a woman
getting upset over "Nothing"
and will end with the word "Fine"

> > > GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
This means "I give up" or "do what you want because
I don't care" You will
get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few
minutes, followed by "Nothing"
and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five
Minutes" when she cools
off.

> > > LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal
statement often
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks
you are an idiot at
that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time
standing here and
arguing with you over "Nothing"

> > > SOFT SIGH
Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft
Sighs" mean that she is
content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe,
and she will stay content.

> > > THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a
woman can make to a man.
"That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and
hard before paying you
back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's
Okay" is often used with
the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised
Eyebrow."

> >> GO AHEAD!
At some point in the near future, you are going to
be in some mighty big
trouble.

> > > PLEASE DO
This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is
giving you the chance to
come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for
doing whatever it is
that you have done. You have a fair chance with the
truth, so be careful and
you shouldn't get a "That's Okay"

> > >THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say
you're welcome.

> > > THANKS A LOT
This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will
say, "Thanks A Lot" when
she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that
you have offended her in
some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud
Sigh." Be careful not to
ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will
only tell you "Nothing"

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[Red Squirrel]

Hahaha those were great! I like how they refer to each other, makes it more funny.

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[weirdojb]

Women are a very complicated species...

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