spam guards are fun!

Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 12:04 am

Check this out. 37 points!!! I never got that high before! It's fun to read these things.

This makes me laugh: MONEY_MAKING (2.7 points) BODY: Discusses money making

2.7 points for that. This is quite accurate of a system, actually.

This mail is probably spam. The original message has been attached
along with this report, so you can recognize or block similar unwanted
mail in future. See http://spamassassin.org/tag/ for more details.

Content preview: Dear, redsnake01, ***PRINT AND READ OFF LINE*** Thank
You For Calling [...]

Content analysis details: (37.90 points, 5 required)
NO_REAL_NAME (0.8 points) From: does not include a real name
ADDR_NUMS_AT_BIGSITE (0.6 points) Uses an address with lots of numbers, at a big ISP
INVALID_DATE (0.6 points) Invalid Date: header (not RFC 2822)
NONEXISTENT_CHARSET (2.9 points) Character set doesn't exist
HOME_EMPLOYMENT (1.6 points) BODY: Information on how to work at home (2)
EARN_MONEY (1.0 points) BODY: Message talks about earning money
EXCUSE_14 (0.1 points) BODY: Tells you how to stop further spam
EXCUSE_15 (1.4 points) BODY: Claims to be legitimate email
OFFER (0.1 points) BODY: Free Offer
OPT_IN (0.5 points) BODY: Talks about opting in (lowercase version)
NO_COST (0.9 points) BODY: No such thing as a free lunch (3)
BILL_1618 (2.2 points) BODY: Claims compliance with Senate Bill 1618
THIS_AINT_SPAM (1.9 points) BODY: Claims "This is not spam"
SENT_IN_COMPLIANCE (4.3 points) BODY: Claims compliance with spam regulations
REMOVE_IN_QUOTES (0.2 points) BODY: List removal information
OFFERS_ETC (0.8 points) BODY: Stop with the offers, coupons, discounts etc!
SECTION_301 (1.7 points) BODY: Claims compliance with spam regulations
UNDER_BILL_1618 (4.3 points) BODY: Claims compliance with Senate Bill 1618
EXCUSE_1 (0.7 points) BODY: Gives a lame excuse about why you were sent this spam
EXCUSE_3 (0.1 points) BODY: Claims you can be removed from the list
REMOVE_FROM_LIST (0.0 points) BODY: To be removed from list
MONEY_MAKING (2.7 points) BODY: Discusses money making
REMOVE_SUBJ (0.9 points) BODY: List removal information
CALL_NOW (1.5 points) BODY: Urges you to call now
EXCUSE_REMOVE (2.4 points) BODY: Talks about how to be removed from mailings
ASCII_FORM_ENTRY (1.1 points) BODY: Contains an ASCII-formatted form
DATE_IN_PAST_03_06 (0.3 points) Date: is 3 to 6 hours before Received: date
MSG_ID_ADDED_BY_MTA_3 (0.7 points) 'Message-Id' was added by a relay (3)
RCVD_IN_NJABL (0.9 points) RBL: Received via a relay in dnsbl.njabl.org
[RBL check: found 140.83.134.172.dnsbl.njabl.org., type: 127.0.0.3]
X_NJABL_DIALUP (0.1 points) RBL: NJABL: sender is on dialup/dynamic IP
ANTISPAM_BILL (0.6 points) Very likely mention of anti-spam bill

Subject:
We Need Homeworkers!!
From:nregcab@cchnl.com
Date:
Mon, 6 Oct 2003 20:09:11
To:nregcab@cchnl.com

Dear, redsnake01,

***PRINT AND READ OFF LINE***

Thank You For Calling

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The Secret Revealed

She told me one of the most incredible secrets I've
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The Most Incredible Wealth Formula

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Now I'm a multi-millionaire, thanks to my long
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She was so busy taking trips to Europe, sunbathing
in Hawaii and shopping in Hong Kong that she was
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now too.

Publishing is an interesting business. Most people
take for granted that people read magazines for
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I am living the life I've always dreamed about. I
have one of the easiest lives imaginable. Once
or twice a week I go to the bank to make some
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Once you send for my material you'll be
living in luxury too. I do it. My friends do it. And
you can do it too by following some very simple
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The Good Life: In the last 12 years I have work
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what I do to get richer by the hour. With almost no effort
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July - $92,565
August - $122,785
September - $111,225
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Guarantee Of Success

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months. Try it for 6 months if you like. If at any
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Please send your check or money order for $42.00
to me personally.

Fill Out & Mail In This Coupon Now
------------------------------------------------------
Gregory Bryant
10381 Shelby Creek Road North
Jacksonville, Fl 32221

I am ready for the good life! If you can help me make
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started. I understand that after following your instructions.
if I have not made the kind of money you describe, I can
return your system intact and receive your personal
check for $1,500.

On that basis here is my $42.00 plus $5.00 for s&h
Please rush to:

NAME___________________________________

ADDRESS________________________________

CITY_____________________________________

STATE_________ ZIP_______________________

EMAIL ADDRESS__________________________

**Enclose a Money Order, CASH Or Certified Cashier's Check
for Quicker Processing.

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(optional payment method)

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will be automatically deducted for the amount you requested. Your order will be
processed in 24 hours.

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Copyright 2003 all rights reserved Gregory Bryant & Assoc, Inc.

Please note that this email address cannot accept replies. Therefore, if you
have any questions or comments requarding this offer, please contact us at
the phone number 1-904-695-4961.

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To be removed send an email to: noiamnotthanks@yahoo.com

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Thanks

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 12:05 am

Tape your Signed check here and fax it NOW!

:roflmao::roflmao:

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tw2 · Post by **tw2** » Tue Oct 07, 2003 5:55 pm

red
i bet you damm near broke your arm sending that check

i like the part that said you may be removed
didn`t say it would remove you
just you maybe remove

but then again maybe

i didn`t understand what i was reading

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