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Avast me hearties! It be International Talk Like a Pirate day! Arrr! Check ye this link and stop talking like a land lubber before I make ye walk the plank! And if ye scurvy dogs don't know howt'speak pirate, check out this Englsih-to-Pirate Translator

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Ahoy! To help me maties a bit, here's the basics to get ye t'speak like a pirate, as per the TLAPD website. Arrr!

The basics

Pirate lingo is rich and complicated, sort of like a good stew. There are several other sites that offer glossaries that are pretty good, and you can find some of them on our links page.

But if you just want a quick fix, a surface gloss, a "pirate patina," if you will, here are the five basic words that you cannot live without. Master them, and you can face Talk Like a Pirate Day with a smile on your face and a parrot on your shoulder, if that's your thing.

Ahoy! - "Hello!"

Avast! - Stop and give attention. It can be used in a sense of surprise, "Whoa! Get a load of that!" which today makes it more of a "Check it out" or "No way!" or "Get off!"

Aye! - "Why yes, I agree most heartily with everything you just said or did."

Aye aye! - "I'll get right on that sir, as soon as my break is over."

Arrr! - This one is often confused with arrrgh, which is of course the sound you make when you sit on a belaying pin. "Arrr!" can mean, variously, "yes," "I agree," "I'm happy," "I'm enjoying this beer," "My team is going to win it all," "I saw that television show, it sucked!" and "That was a clever remark you or I just made." And those are just a few of the myriad possibilities of Arrr!
Advanced pirate lingo; or On beyond “Aarrr!”

Once you've mastered the basics, you're ready to start expanding your pirate vocabulary. Try these for starters

Beauty – The best possible pirate address for a woman. Always preceded by “me,” as in, “C’mere, me beauty,” or even, “me buxom beauty,” to one particularly well endowed. You’ll be surprised how effective this is.

Bilge rat – The bilge is the lowest level of the ship. It’s loaded with ballast and slimy, reeking water. A bilge rat, then, is a rat that lives in the worst place on the ship. On TLAP Day – A lot of guy humor involves insulting your buddies to prove your friendship. It’s important that everyone understand you are smarter, more powerful and much luckier with the wenches than they are. Since bilge rat is a pretty dirty thing to call someone, by all means use it on your friends.

Bung hole – Victuals on a ship were stored in wooden casks. The stopper in the barrel is called the bung, and the hole is called the bung hole. That’s all. It sounds a lot worse, doesn’t it? On TLAP Day – When dinner is served you’ll make quite an impression when you say, “Well, me hearties, let’s see what crawled out of the bung hole.” That statement will be instantly followed by the sound of people putting down their utensils and pushing themselves away from the table. Great! More for you!

Grog – An alcoholic drink, usually rum diluted with water, but in this context you could use it to refer to any alcoholic beverage other than beer, and we aren’t prepared to be picky about that, either. Call your beer grog if you want. We won’t stop you! Water aboard ship was stored for long periods in slimy wooden barrels, so you can see why rum was added to each sailor’s water ration – to kill the rancid taste. On TLAP Day – Drink up, me hearties! And call whatever you’re drinking grog if you want to. If some prissy pedant purses his lips and protests the word grog can only be used if drinking rum and water, not the Singapore Sling you’re holding, keelhaul him!

Hornpipe – Both a single-reeded musical instrument sailors often had aboard ship, and a spirited dance that sailors do. On TLAP Day – We are not big fans of the capering, it’s not our favorite art form, if you will, so we don’t have a lot to say on the subject, other than to observe that the common term for being filled with lust is “horny,” and hornpipe then has some comical possibilities. “Is that a hornpipe in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? Or both?”

Lubber – (or land lubber) This is the seaman’s version of land lover, mangled by typical pirate disregard for elocution. A lubber is someone who does not go to sea, who stays on the land. On TLAP Day – More likely than not, you are a lubber 364 days of the year. But not if you’re talking like a pirate! Then the word lubber becomes one of the more fierce weapons in your arsenal of piratical lingo. In a room where everyone is talking like pirates, lubber is ALWAYS an insult.

Smartly – Do something quickly. On TLAP Day – “Smartly, me lass,” you might say when sending the bar maid off for another round. She will be so impressed she might well spit in your beer.

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arrr ya thunk ya out smarted me matie?

ya need a good talkin' ta my sword din ya, might be ya want a ta play wit me cat o nine tails?

ni o' mate hast handled my cat o nine tails. thum all chose ta takey a little stroll on that thar plank, ov'r a ticklin' wit thum nine tails o my cat.

o many a mate thus ol kind soul hast lost ta the plank. poor kin an a snob kin al' kin o mates hast i lost.

bettur afor thum ta walk da plank thun git run threw wit my sword. arrr :warezrulez:

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The pirate speaks,"IceTeks be a cool buckoly tech community, which lovest'have fun. Our atmosphere stands out, and we accept everyone who wantst'join us; Tech enabled or not, and have many discussions on tech-related issues and also non tech-related issues. "


I seriously did not know they had such a holliday occasion though. :biglaugh:

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Ha! I had no idea! :roflmao2: :roflmao2:


I don't even know how to talk like a pirate. :lol:

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takahita_tsukino wrote: Ha! I had no idea! :roflmao2: :roflmao2:


I don't even know how to talk like a pirate. :lol:
Me nether. I know how to talk in 1337 though.


Y0 this is r3d squirr31 t41king in 1337 H4X0R R001 f0rM?!!?!? G0 R0D3NT P0W3R! :roflmao2:

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