A Husband Shopping Centre has opened where a woman can go to choose a husband from among many men. It is laid out in five floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you
may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down, except to exit the building.
So, a woman goes to the shopping centre to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door says:
Floor 1: These men have jobs and love kids.
The woman reads the sign: "Well that's better than not having jobs, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?"
So up she goes.
The second floor sign says:
Floor 2: These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are
extremely good looking.
"Hmmm, better." says the woman. "But, I wonder what's further up?"
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3: These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, and help with the housework.
"Wow," says the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there's must be
more further up!"
And, again, she goes up.
On the fourth floor the sign reads:
Floor 4: These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
"Oh, mercy me! But just think...what must be awaiting me further on?
So up to the fifth floor she goes.
The sign on that door says:
Floor 5: This floor is just to prove that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping and have a nice day.
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Most women can find or nuture a "model" husband. One who washes up when asked, and dries up when told
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hey i have a set time to wash up.
when i cant see the surface of my skin anymore
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As long that it's dirt from house work, wives usually don't mind, but don't be coming at the table for supper like that. SUPER IS READY COME HERE NOW!!! "But, this oil, glue, sap and paint is hard to take off..."
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Cute
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