Things Not To Say To A Cop

Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sat Jun 07, 2003 10:25 pm

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

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Chris Vogel · Post by **Chris Vogel** » Sat Jun 07, 2003 11:22 pm

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

Those were so funny!

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Carpet Rodent · Post by **Carpet Rodent** » Sun Jun 08, 2003 8:28 am

Another:
Ummm, so... are you on the take or what...

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Wren · Post by **Wren** » Sun Jun 08, 2003 10:12 pm

Here's one:

Occifer, I only had one little drinky poo!

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