LOL the fog index.
This is funny too, especially #5.
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Proper Trademark Use Guidelines.
Please Do:
# Always put the trademark SPAM in all capital letters.
# Follow SPAM with "Luncheon Meat" or other descriptor. Remember, a trademark is a formal adjective and as such, should always be followed by a noun.
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For more information, please see SPAM and the Internet.
Archived topic from Iceteks, old topic ID:578, old post ID:24420