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Chris Vogel · Post by **Chris Vogel** » Sun May 18, 2003 4:45 pm

the owl doesn't understand English!

As a solution,..............

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manadren_it · Post by **manadren_it** » Sun May 18, 2003 5:02 pm

red whacks the owl upside the head with a 21" crt, causing the owl to...

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Chris Vogel · Post by **Chris Vogel** » Sun May 18, 2003 5:06 pm

fly across the ocean to a desert in Africa. This was great news for that squirrel gang. Now, without that owl, they could.....

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manadren_it · Post by **manadren_it** » Sun May 18, 2003 5:10 pm

continue with their plans for WORLD DOMINATION!!! The first thing they needed for the plan was...

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Chris Vogel · Post by **Chris Vogel** » Sun May 18, 2003 5:17 pm

greasy foods! With greasy foods, they could..............

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sun May 18, 2003 8:22 pm

eat eat and eat! Squirrel love chewing on chicken fat and eating all the bones and left over meat. They find this nive big dumpster at KFC, and the mcdonnald's one is right beside. These squirrels are in paradise, but there's one thing missing...

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Chris Vogel · Post by **Chris Vogel** » Sun May 18, 2003 8:30 pm

Nuts are missing!

How can a squirrel be happy without nuts? Where can they find nuts? Every store in the WORLD (After all, this is fictional) is out of nuts!

No one has nuts! All the nut pickers are on strike! Just when the squirrels thought their nutty pleasures wouldn't come true............

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sun May 18, 2003 8:32 pm

they spot a very big tree, and there is a crew of 51 chain saw people, 20 dump trucks and 12 ambulances in case of emergency. They are cutting down the worlds largest nut tree! The squirrels must act quick! They...

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Chris Vogel · Post by **Chris Vogel** » Sun May 18, 2003 8:39 pm

are under the watchful eye of MME Bill Gates, a well-known figure in the cyber sex world. Gates notices that the squirrels are not wearing Microsoft NT Based underwear!

With this discovery, Bill......

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sun May 18, 2003 8:43 pm

keeps the crew working to cut down the tree. Meanwhile, the squirrels are under the trucks and they...

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Chris Vogel · Post by **Chris Vogel** » Sun May 18, 2003 8:49 pm

causing trouble! They are destorying the truck because........

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sun May 18, 2003 8:59 pm

They want to stop it. First, they connect all the spark plug wires to the gas tank, simply by chewing a hole to put the two wires in, they can't wait to make all the vehicles stall so the tree cutters try to start them up again. So they...

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manadren_it · Post by **manadren_it** » Mon May 19, 2003 2:58 pm

run out in front of all the trucks and while smacking their behinds, calling the drivers various explicit names and yelling "come get some suka!" So the drivers all turn off their trucks, jump out and start running after the squirrels, only to find...

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Mon May 19, 2003 3:43 pm

out that their shoes have been tied together! So they all fall out of their trucks at the same time, looking like complete idiots! The squirrels are laughing, till suddently

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manadren_it · Post by **manadren_it** » Mon May 19, 2003 4:50 pm

they realize their feet have been tied together too! and they don't even have shoes! Who could be doing this? It could only be the infamous feet tieing fiend...

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Mon May 19, 2003 5:19 pm

the robot chimpmunks controlled by humans! Oh no! "I thought they were just the friendly neighboorhood chimpmunks watching us" said one of the squirrels. By this time, they realize that they are tied with...

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manadren_it · Post by **manadren_it** » Mon May 19, 2003 6:41 pm

Braided titanium rope! Luckily it just so happens that red has with him his...

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Mon May 19, 2003 11:15 pm

mind warper generation 4 Dimensional Warp Generator # 52 4350a
series wrist watch with z60 memory adapter. He goes back in time and founds out that the rope was applied right after the last truck was rewired, so they go back in time to watch out more so it don't happen this time, they...

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manadren_it · Post by **manadren_it** » Tue May 20, 2003 12:46 am

launch a number of robot chipmunk seeker missiles, and use thier robot chimpmunk radar to assure that they've been dealt with. However, the humans controlling them are still at large. So they call in the most feared of squirrels the mercenary...

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Wed May 21, 2003 7:56 pm

mixed squirre tribute. These are gray squirrels, flying squirrels, and some that died their hair to fool humains and confuse them. One particular squirrel apears on the scene and is entirely pink and has a very large gun. He immediatly shoots all the robot chimunks, then all the squirrels at the scene get together and...

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manadren_it · Post by **manadren_it** » Thu May 22, 2003 2:40 am

perpare for the ultimate throw down on those trucks. With all the troubel with the robotic chipmunks, the squirrels are looking to blow off some steam, the the trucks that they had planned on destroying in the first place are still there, and itching to be vaporized! So they ready the ultimate weapon...

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Thu May 22, 2003 9:35 am

the C8H18 combined with Mr. Spark Plug! But they realize the humans are not really going back in the trucks, which they had previously shut off. So the squirrels try to get them to go back in by...

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manadren_it · Post by **manadren_it** » Thu May 22, 2003 3:34 pm

bringing in the A12600 "Mean Machine" Monster Squirrel Car, and threatening to cruch all the poeple and trucks with it's massive tires. Then they decimate the robot chipmunks ride, just to show they mean business. To which the humans respond by...

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Fri May 23, 2003 9:39 am

entering in their trucks and starting them up, all at the same time, the squirrels, in the protection of their A12600's, are watching the show.

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manadren_it · Post by **manadren_it** » Fri May 23, 2003 5:25 pm

KABOOOOOMMMM!!!!! And what a show it was. The destruction was legendary. And with the whole fiasco over with, the squirrels were about to take a well deserved vacation, only to find a message left amoung the rubble. The worst had yet to come. The message was from the evil chipmunk tyrant...

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