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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sun Jan 26, 2003 10:17 pm

Doom, and is vicious. If not fed 25 nuts/minute, he will eat a person alive! And they bite hard! He then noticed that he is grinding the bars of the cage at a fast pace, and he has not been fed for over 2 days... what to do? "We're all gona die!!!"

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Chris Vogel · Post by **Chris Vogel** » Sun Jan 26, 2003 10:19 pm

I know! Why don't we distract him with computers and servers? We could give him software and such. What software and hardware do you think this squirrel wants?

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sun Jan 26, 2003 10:40 pm

*one bar of the cage all gone* Quick, pass me the Red Squirrel OS CD, and the Microsoft SQL 2000, um no, that's dangeraus... oh no, another bar is broken, I think he now fits through... Call for backup!

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Chris Vogel · Post by **Chris Vogel** » Mon Jan 27, 2003 1:06 am

Police suddenly move around the building. Then, fire fighters run......

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Mon Jan 27, 2003 1:34 am

with their 1 footer diameter 3000PSI fire hoses, trying anything to hose down the squirrel, but he is too strong, what to do? "We still need to do this in a humane way" says CEO of ButBenderTeK, a steel company.

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Chris Vogel · Post by **Chris Vogel** » Mon Jan 27, 2003 1:47 am

Let's lure him back with nuts!!! They do that and then...........

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Mon Jan 27, 2003 1:53 am

The Timmins snow removal machines pass by the road, those machines are bigger then a house! Looks like North Pole needed some backup.. this temporarly scares the squirrel away, fire fighters now have the chance to call in military support, 15 helicopters filled with...

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katinamarie72 · Post by **katinamarie72** » Fri Jan 31, 2003 10:23 pm

apples flew through the sky and dropped them on the beach.All the swimers went running down the beach and then all of a sudden........

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Chris Vogel · Post by **Chris Vogel** » Fri Jan 31, 2003 10:31 pm

European speedo wearing men with fat bodies jumped on top of the kangeroo. Once again,

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sat Feb 01, 2003 12:38 am

they realized that they fell in a transporter, they were no longer in north pole, but what seemed like the equator at this nice hot beach. Then they see this nice hot...

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Chris Vogel · Post by **Chris Vogel** » Sat Feb 01, 2003 12:41 am

ice cube. It looked so fine and sexy. The way it melted was certainly a sight to see. Paper clips suddenly....

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sat Feb 01, 2003 12:45 am

boune around and start ticking the poor ice cube, chiping it in little pieces. Then Bill Gates is spotted, surfing with... Mr Clippy! "We're under attack!!!"

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Chris Vogel · Post by **Chris Vogel** » Sat Feb 01, 2003 12:47 am

Bill then grabbed his notebook running LINUX. It had penguins all over it and there wasn't a window in sight. Bill had too much to drink, so he accidently.......

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sat Feb 01, 2003 12:50 am

Logged in as root, and opened up the shell, typing...

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Chris Vogel · Post by **Chris Vogel** » Sat Feb 01, 2003 12:54 am

"cd c:windows". Bill thinks he is in DOS. OH! How drunk he must be! Bill Gates then wonders why an error comes up. He believes the problem is.......

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sat Feb 01, 2003 1:04 am

takahita_tsukino wrote: "cd c:windows". Bill thinks he is in DOS. OH! How drunk he must be! Bill Gates then wonders why an error comes up. He believes the problem is.......

It says "directory does not exist, it sucked anyway" oh no, what to do! Then suddenly, he looses his balance as a shark...

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Chris Vogel · Post by **Chris Vogel** » Sat Feb 01, 2003 1:15 am

eats his ethernet cable! Bill reacts by.....

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sat Feb 01, 2003 1:41 am

hooking up a new fiber optic connected directly with the isp's main server, and chokes the shark to death at the same time, and suddently...

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Chris Vogel · Post by **Chris Vogel** » Sat Feb 01, 2003 2:41 am

ink started flowing from the computer's fingers as carrots defragmented the computer's hard drive. Carrots are not........

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sun Feb 02, 2003 8:29 pm

magnetic, but these ones are. Then, arrived on shore, they see a giant Van Degraff generator! Bill Gates is scared of...

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Chris Vogel · Post by **Chris Vogel** » Mon Feb 03, 2003 2:39 am

Apples! They haunt him with stable UNIX bases and beautiful aqua-like UI's. He confronts his fears one day and.......

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Mon Feb 03, 2003 11:50 am

He goes into a big battle! Space ships, supercomputers, WMD nukes.... Bill Gates vs Unix!

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Chris Vogel · Post by **Chris Vogel** » Mon Feb 03, 2003 8:00 pm

UNIX is in the lead with its solidness. It can multitask like crazy. But, it has one weaknes and that is.....

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Mon Feb 03, 2003 9:03 pm

User friendlyness! None of the pilots actually know what they are doing!

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Fri Apr 18, 2003 3:05 pm

Then, one of the pilots say, "what's this rm button that can destroy all the world" and presses it, twice, by accident, as he reaches over for his...

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