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So I believe in Karma to an extent of if you generally do good things good things will come back to you. Now for the most part this is not always true, but I have noticed that as the older I get and the fatter I get (I am a big guy, I wont lie... I still eat the best vag in the state of texas...) the more my karma is food related.
I am a Front Desk Supervisor at a hotel and I give alot of people advice on resturants, but we are mostly corporate travel and these people stay at hotels all the time.
In the last year I have recieved as follows...
100$ gift card to an upscale steak house (phenominal food btw)
Several pizzas through out the year
Calamari fried from a greek resturant.. (dont normally do calamari but it was free so i ate it)
Pastas of several different sorts
Free entres at TGI Fridays(I got like 3 of those)
A basket of sausages and cheeses from another Steakhouse
A free meal at a chicken place called Rasing Caines(so good)
And tonight a guest brings me a shrimp ceasar salad with 4 garlic chedder biscuits from red lobster....
I am a fat guy so why are these people bringing me food and coupons for free food? Cant they see I have an eating problem????
You would think they would bring me brochures for fat camps or free trials of slim fast or Jenny Craig not more food.... they are probably the same assholes that feed the bears at the zoo....
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I am a Front Desk Supervisor at a hotel and I give alot of people advice on resturants, but we are mostly corporate travel and these people stay at hotels all the time.
In the last year I have recieved as follows...
100$ gift card to an upscale steak house (phenominal food btw)
Several pizzas through out the year
Calamari fried from a greek resturant.. (dont normally do calamari but it was free so i ate it)
Pastas of several different sorts
Free entres at TGI Fridays(I got like 3 of those)
A basket of sausages and cheeses from another Steakhouse
A free meal at a chicken place called Rasing Caines(so good)
And tonight a guest brings me a shrimp ceasar salad with 4 garlic chedder biscuits from red lobster....
I am a fat guy so why are these people bringing me food and coupons for free food? Cant they see I have an eating problem????
You would think they would bring me brochures for fat camps or free trials of slim fast or Jenny Craig not more food.... they are probably the same assholes that feed the bears at the zoo....
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I want a baconator.
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Red Squirrel wrote:I want a baconator.
The baconator is so good but damn it's intimidating.... My wife stopped one moring at Wendys at about 11:45 am and ordered us food in the drive thru. We pull away and she hands my my bag and in it is the baconator.... I open the foil wrapping and just let out a sigh, she asks me "whats the problem?" I say " I'm not sure I am up for this, I have plans for the rest of my day."
That damn burger just makes me not want to do anything after I eat it....
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L O LDollpartz wrote:Baconator will ruin your marriage and make you impotent!
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The baconator is THE DEVIL!
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it should cost $6.66
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Think I'll buy one tomorrow. I was going to today but had an unexpected dentist visit due to a chipped tooth while flossing (pepsi = BAD, I just can't quit completly, but I should) so I would not have enjoyed it with a frozen mouth, and sensitive tooth, and taste of dust from my very own tooth.
So, it will go to tomorrow.
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So, it will go to tomorrow.
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lol that is awesome.
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Ya, the clerk handed it back with a peculiar look on his face and I'm like "You serious?" and I looked at the receipt and it was true, followed by a double round of "That's creepy".Red Squirrel wrote:lol that is awesome.
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*throws holy water at death*
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Wow, does anyone else see the irony in this statement. LOL.geezushhchrist wrote:*throws holy water at death*
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Does it have anything to do with "the reaping"? Lol. I don't think the collector of souls would be affected by holy water.Plastic Man wrote:Wow, does anyone else see the irony in this statement. LOL.geezushhchrist wrote:*throws holy water at death*
By the way...me last thursday:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoBTsMJ4jNk
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I little update... A guest brought me an order of potato skins with cheese and bacon on them with a side of ranch....
FAT KARMA!!!!!!!
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FAT KARMA!!!!!!!
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Haha nice!
Speaking of fat (or potentially heading that way) I had another baconator today.
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Speaking of fat (or potentially heading that way) I had another baconator today.
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I like the Baconator and all but we got Whataburger here and they got a dbl meat burger on their menu that you can add cheese and bacon to. I prefer the Whata over Wendys any day of the week.... It's bitchin! I'll have to take a pic the next time I have one and post it so you can see the greatness that is whataburger!
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The baconator is for wimps. Fuddruckers 1lb burger ftw
http://www.fuddruckers.com/images/burgers.jpg
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http://www.fuddruckers.com/images/burgers.jpg
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There is a restaurant in town that scares me its called Fat Sandwich. I looked at their menu for about a minute looking for somethign to have delivered and as soon as I saw that "Fries come included ON all sandwiches" I moved on. They have a menu on www.eatcu.com if you are feeling curious.
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Don't think the pommies have missed the fat boat too. The basic english diet consists of chippies, pies and sally luns.shakyj wrote:And they wonder why obesity has gone up in america...
Sally luns are pretty good though, but they are a sometimes food
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THAT is awesome.Plastic Man wrote:There is a restaurant in town that scares me its called Fat Sandwich. I looked at their menu for about a minute looking for somethign to have delivered and as soon as I saw that "Fries come included ON all sandwiches" I moved on. They have a menu on www.eatcu.com if you are feeling curious.
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