Ever wonder to yourself "Was that really IN me?"

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Red Squirrel wrote:LOL awesome story. Did he ever approach you about the boxers under the sink? LOL

And as for not feeling my own crap, there is so much hair that it never actually contacts my skin, and when it's a smooth one, there is no vibrations passed along the hairs for me to feel as it just slides right out nicely. Love those, especially the ones that are hard as they leave zero residu behind.

Nah when I dropped him off later that night I used his bathroom again and snuck them back out. I did however throw them in his parking lot behind the dumpster......


Jesus you must have a jungle on your ass, like you sat on Pippy Long stocking or something.....

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Colors of Wanker wrote:
Red Squirrel wrote:LOL awesome story. Did he ever approach you about the boxers under the sink? LOL

And as for not feeling my own crap, there is so much hair that it never actually contacts my skin, and when it's a smooth one, there is no vibrations passed along the hairs for me to feel as it just slides right out nicely. Love those, especially the ones that are hard as they leave zero residu behind.

Nah when I dropped him off later that night I used his bathroom again and snuck them back out. I did however throw them in his parking lot behind the dumpster......


Jesus you must have a jungle on your ass, like you sat on Pippy Long stocking or something.....
It is brutal actually, I've had issues in the past due to ingrown hairs a PITA, literally. Sometimes I feel like buying a bucket of dry wall and sitting in it till it dries up, then getting up, just so I can clean that mess. Wiping type 4 in soft format is a true pain. That's half a roll right there, easily.

Have to admit, this is one of the crappiest threads I've ever started here. :P

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Red Squirrel wrote: It is brutal actually, I've had issues in the past due to ingrown hairs a PITA, literally. Sometimes I feel like buying a bucket of dry wall and sitting in it till it dries up, then getting up, just so I can clean that mess. Wiping type 4 in soft format is a true pain. That's half a roll right there, easily.

Have to admit, this is one of the crappiest threads I've ever started here. :P
Having you describe your hairy ass was more painful than hearing the guy talk about his projectile sausage making skills.

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my gf bought this weird toilet paper, it comes in a green box and is kinda like wet wipes. All I gotta say is, just try them. They are really nice, especially for the messy jobs. I dont use them every time, but sometimes dry tp just isnt gonna get the job done.

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This thread, no matter how grossly disgusting, does deliver.

Kudos!

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Death wrote:
Red Squirrel wrote: It is brutal actually, I've had issues in the past due to ingrown hairs a PITA, literally. Sometimes I feel like buying a bucket of dry wall and sitting in it till it dries up, then getting up, just so I can clean that mess. Wiping type 4 in soft format is a true pain. That's half a roll right there, easily.

Have to admit, this is one of the crappiest threads I've ever started here. :P
Having you describe your hairy ass was more painful than hearing the guy talk about his projectile sausage making skills.
I have to definately agree.

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AGREEEEED.... :lol:


SINGS "PIPPI LONGSTOCKING IS COMING INTO YOUR TOWN"

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