10 Reasons Why I'm Not Going to Drink and Play UO Anymore...

FifthGB · Post by **FifthGB** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 9:37 pm

1) Spent over an hour trying to kill a snowman with various fire spells, only to stop by reaching the conclusion that he had a 100% Fire immunity talisman equipped thus making him invincible.......

2) Spent a half hour trying to get toys from the toy shop in the holiday event. Ended up swearing at every elf, saying several provocative things about their mothers, and threatening to tell Santa how greedy they all are.

3) Getting my character drunk off ale and having drunken conversations with him..........and he responds

4) I try to eat the meat in my backpack only to get the message "You feel stuffed, you couldn't possibly eat another bite!" and shout back "I'M NOT FUCKING STUFFED, I'M FUCKING HUNGRY DAMNIT!!"

5) Trash talking the sleeping dragon champ spawn.........while pretending I'm the German Luftwaffen

6) Spelling out the saying "free drnuk sex" on the roof of my house (yeah, the n and u were swapped

7) Finding all my items arranged in my bank to look like a giant penis (garlic = bad addition......)

8 ) Spending a good half hour trying to make my new female character, "Slutfurhire" dance naked, only to fail.

9) Telling my roommate that I'll kill him and stuff his corpse in my beatle to sneak him past the guards so I don't get insta KO'd

10) Being unable to remember most of my actions when I sober up in the morning and being unable to live it down when my room and suitemates tell me that I went on a "4-hour rant about how a squirrel shouldn't have been able to kill my GM mage, no matter how naked I was"

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Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 10:06 pm

lol ownage

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 10:30 pm

lmao

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Dollpartz · Post by **Dollpartz** » Tue Dec 16, 2008 11:12 pm

LOL

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FifthGB · Post by **FifthGB** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 2:10 pm

I think I"m going to have to make a new one about why I won't play UO high anymore after last night too............

I think I"m just retarded to start with, and drugs and alcohol only make it worse

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dprantl · Post by **dprantl** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 2:27 pm

Is that you?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rick_Moranis

Technically, he is the 5th ghostbuster

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Death · Post by **Death** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 3:33 pm

Rick Moranis is awesome! I can't think of anyone who could do a better job of playing Dark Helmet.

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GustoMon · Post by **GustoMon** » Wed Dec 17, 2008 4:03 pm

FifthGB wrote:I think I"m going to have to make a new one about why I won't play UO high anymore after last night too............

I think I"m just retarded to start with, and drugs and alcohol only make it worse

It must be you =(
I find that when I play inebriated I'm a LOT better and most anything and actually remember more of what I've been doing/have done ... sometimes WHAT I'm doing is questionable ... but that's ok.

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DOCTOR THUNDER · Post by **DOCTOR THUNDER** » Sat Dec 20, 2008 11:02 am

I always see a lot more black and white when I play drunk... I miss playing uo, tonite I am gonna get owned in guitar hero by a 7 year old. He is so lucky that I don't drink when there are kids over.

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