I'm officially a dirty man

Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:22 pm

I had a Baconator today.

For those who don't know, dirty is another way of saying, very unhealthy eater. So if you eat take out a lot, you are very dirty. It's a saying we use a lot at the office.

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DOCTOR THUNDER · Post by **DOCTOR THUNDER** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:25 pm

If you think you are dirty when you eat it, just wait till it comes out.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:37 pm

Actually I'm surprised it did not come out yet.

Maybe its clogging up somewhere so I have to wait for the pressure to release.

I wonder if I could eat one of those with a poutine. Think it would make a great combo. Don't think Wendy's has poutine though.

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Death · Post by **Death** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:38 pm

Red Squirrel wrote:Actually I'm surprised it did not come out yet. Maybe its clogging up somewhere so I have to wait for the pressure to release.

I wonder if I could eat one of those with a poutine. Think it would make a great combo. Don't think Wendy's has poutine though.

Get them to dip your fries in the leftover grease.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:47 pm

Mmmm good thinking.

Heck, why order a coke or a root beer? Just have them plunge the cup in the deep frier. Mmmmm grease.

If ever I need a bypass, may as well make sure its a quad one. No point in going through that surgery for just 1 or two arteries.

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Death · Post by **Death** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 10:05 pm

Red Squirrel wrote:Mmmm good thinking.

Heck, why order a coke or a root beer? Just have them plunge the cup in the deep frier. Mmmmm grease.

If ever I need a bypass, may as well make sure its a quad one. No point in going through that surgery for just 1 or two arteries.

Damn, now I want a coke.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 10:10 pm

I want something deep fried. anything. Everything is good deep fried. I can't stand the taste of onions. Add batter to it, deep fry it, I'll eat it.

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Death · Post by **Death** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 11:03 pm

Red Squirrel wrote:I want something deep fried. anything. Everything is good deep fried. I can't stand the taste of onions. Add batter to it, deep fry it, I'll eat it.

Onion rings I take it lol.

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Nexus Graveheart · Post by **Nexus Graveheart** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 1:41 am

Deep fried pickles are tops.

Followed closely by deep fried ice cream.

Then deep fried whole turkey.

Then every other food on earth. Including double deep fried batter....with tabasco.

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geezushhchrist · Post by **geezushhchrist** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 8:43 am

deep fried burnt marsh mellows anyone?

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Death · Post by **Death** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 9:22 am

Nexus Graveheart wrote:Deep fried pickles are tops.

Never tried but that sounds rather tempting.

geezushhchrist wrote:deep fried burnt marsh mellows anyone?

Is that even possible? or would that end up more like deep-fried-sugar-pancake?

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Plastic Man · Post by **Plastic Man** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 11:51 am

The average American (and I'd assume anyone that lives a similar lifestyle in regards to eating habits) gains 1-3lbs a year of bodily waste that does not pass through their systems and gets lodged in their digestive tract. Their are nutritional suplements out there that can help clean out your system if you have been eating fast food and convience food for years. Some people have reported as much as 40lbs of weightloss after 1 month of using these system cleaning suplements. Not body fat loss, everything they lost ended up in the toilet.

Just goes to show you that americans really are full of shit.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 11:54 am

lmao thats nuts

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Death · Post by **Death** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 12:20 pm

Plastic Man wrote:The average American (and I'd assume anyone that lives a similar lifestyle in regards to eating habits) gains 1-3lbs a year of bodily waste that does not pass through their systems and gets lodged in their digestive tract. Their are nutritional suplements out there that can help clean out your system if you have been eating fast food and convience food for years. Some people have reported as much as 40lbs of weightloss after 1 month of using these system cleaning suplements. Not body fat loss, everything they lost ended up in the toilet.

Just goes to show you that americans really are full of shit.

*ziiiiing* was wondering where that was going

.

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jrhather · Post by **jrhather** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 10:55 pm

Plastic Man wrote: Just goes to show you that americans really are full of shit.

QFT

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