FART guild is looking for champ raiders and friendly pvp

DOCTOR THUNDER · Post by **DOCTOR THUNDER** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 7:13 pm

yeah, its not cool to raid. but its fun and keeps the fel excitement up. Think of it as the FART way of saying hello. Usually I give back the scrolls anyways or roll for the 120s. I am not looking for asshats or people looking to add inches to their e-peen, just people who can handle some friendly pvp.

Requirements:
#1 First and foremost, you have to help the newer players. That doesn't mean give them stuff. FART members are not the salvation army. But some good advice and a kick in the ass are usually the best thing for new players.

#2 Keep a cool head. You win some, you lose some. The people we raid will probably not be happy and will talk metric tons of shit. FART members have to keep it cool and not get wrapped up in it. The people you raid one day might become hunting partners.

#3 Don't win all the time. Let the other guys have fun too. I know that sounds fucked up, but a good FART member will let himself die, deal with the shittalking, and say "good job on killing me". Thats what gets people coming back to fel.

I have a few ppl in mind for the guild, and anyone that is interested please get ahold of me. I don't care how long you have played on valor, what your bank balance is, how many AoAs you have in your suit, how many times you have killed Reco, etc. I just want good people that understand that pvp does not have to be "I kill = I win, I die = I lose".

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d. · Post by d. » Sat Apr 26, 2008 7:16 pm

Hey Doc, once you get some members let me know if you are interested in warring =R=. We won't try to gank or AFK kill, and we will be pretty respectful. If you guys are seeking some good/fun pvp, we will always be up for it =].

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DOCTOR THUNDER · Post by **DOCTOR THUNDER** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 7:23 pm

that really sounds fun. Other than the fact that you are 100 times better than I am at pvp. But hey, I think it will be fun anyways. Hopefully I can get some guys together and see what happens.

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d. · Post by d. » Sat Apr 26, 2008 7:30 pm

sounds good =]. I look forward to it.

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E.Machine · Post by **E.Machine** » Sun Apr 27, 2008 1:25 am

Just so you guys know, I take no prisoners.

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Plastic Man · Post by **Plastic Man** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 3:57 am

I take prisoners and make them work for me at my sweat shop. They make me things and love to do so for the -$1/day I pay them. I'm and equal opportunity um "Employer" All you have to do is kiss the dirt for me XD

Now on a serious note, I might make a character or switch one to FART Doc, some character to just mess around on some PvP with occasionally XD

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Minky · Post by **Minky** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 6:04 am

Instead of going out this way, why not take up a nightly PVP session? I'd love to get into some of that action, but sadly I retain the PVP skillz of a paraplegic midget. Then again, they'd probably do better than I.

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Lymus · Post by **Lymus** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 7:32 am

Minky wrote:Instead of going out this way, why not take up a nightly PVP session? I'd love to get into some of that action, but sadly I retain the PVP skillz of a paraplegic midget. Then again, they'd probably do better than I.

Play a mage and smash your face into a keyboard.

Wait. Crap. I'm a mage.

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ninja2007 · Post by **ninja2007** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 8:08 am

hmmm doc i would but i hate the guild name fart. Why would you want to run around with FART as your guild tag hehe

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Lymus · Post by **Lymus** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 6:15 pm

ninja2007 wrote:hmmm doc i would but i hate the guild name fart. Why would you want to run around with FART as your guild tag hehe

I was considering, from the explaination, it seemed like a cool guild. But I didn't really want a "FART" tag.

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DOCTOR THUNDER · Post by **DOCTOR THUNDER** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 8:04 pm

oh jeez, why is everyone hating on the fart tag?

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:19 pm

I think its funny tbh.

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Lymus · Post by **Lymus** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 7:36 am

Red Squirrel wrote:I think its funny tbh.

It's kinda funny. The paradox of "We're a mature, friendly guild named FART"

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Minky · Post by **Minky** » Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:06 am

I'm all for the FART tag, it's splendid things like this that make life more vibrant.

On OSI, I held the tag [GAY], standing for Gippers Against Yuppies. To continue the farce of it all, we had another guild named [YAG] and kept nightly wars going. Mostly nightly deaths on my part.

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ninja2007 · Post by **ninja2007** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:34 am

DOCTOR THUNDER wrote:oh jeez, why is everyone hating on the fart tag?

cause we love you doc, ill join but i want to be the big cheese

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DOCTOR THUNDER · Post by **DOCTOR THUNDER** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 4:58 pm

Tony, I hate to break the news to you, but you are the #1 person I want to raid.

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ninja2007 · Post by **ninja2007** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 6:14 pm

why

cause that one day me and apple raided you and we got all the scrolls

but thats been months

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harlequin · Post by **harlequin** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 6:36 pm

is it that easy to do champ spawns on this server lol

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DOCTOR THUNDER · Post by **DOCTOR THUNDER** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:06 pm

yeah harlequin, it is pretty easy to do a spawn. Esp baracoon, just find one in t2a and you will be all set.

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harlequin · Post by **harlequin** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:07 pm

i think ill get a headach though from smashing the keyboard on my face over and over again

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DOCTOR THUNDER · Post by **DOCTOR THUNDER** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:10 pm

for champs all you need is a wither key, so really its just a small area that you smash

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ninja2007 · Post by **ninja2007** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:13 pm

doc your the 1000 post winner

but doctor will you trade me your Neck O Rage for my Helm O Rage :p

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harlequin · Post by **harlequin** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:16 pm

grats on 1000 !!!! lol and i do have a wither macro lol shift space lol cntrl space is spirit speak lol

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:23 pm

I find alt+w easier on the hand.

Oh and I used to have spirit speak set to alt+f5 a long time ago but I learned how bad of an idea that was, after missing the F5 key a few times.

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harlequin · Post by **harlequin** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:25 pm

thing is ima big guy so my hand just rests naturally on shift and spacebar

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