Beer scam

Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Mon Apr 21, 2008 6:05 pm

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

Many females use a date rape drug on the market called ‘Beer’. The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large ‘kegs’. Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom they would never normally be attracted.

After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that ’something bad’ occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life’s savings, in a familiar scam known as ‘a relationship’. In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as ‘marriage.’ Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

If you fall victim to this ‘Beer’ scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men.

For the support group nearest you, just look up ‘Golf Courses’ in the phone book.

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Death · Post by **Death** » Mon Apr 21, 2008 6:17 pm

LOL nice.

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upidstupid · Post by **upidstupid** » Tue Apr 22, 2008 6:57 pm

Sweet action for being underage and safe from female predators for a few more years!

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dprantl · Post by **dprantl** » Tue Apr 22, 2008 11:12 pm

upidstupid wrote:Sweet action for being underage and safe from female predators for a few more years!

HAHAHA, if that's the way you want to look at it. Wow haven't had such a good laugh in a while.

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Lymus · Post by **Lymus** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 5:16 pm

Red. You can't say crap. You don't even have a girlfriend.

Marriage FTW?

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Wed Apr 23, 2008 5:58 pm

I learned from other people's experience thats why I just stay single, at least for now.

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Nosferatu · Post by **Nosferatu** » Thu Apr 24, 2008 4:27 am

Red Squirrel wrote:I learned from other people's experience thats why I just stay single, at least for now.

It happens all around us lol.

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E.Machine · Post by **E.Machine** » Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:19 am

The right woman doesn't need beer, they can level me with just their eyes.

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DOCTOR THUNDER · Post by **DOCTOR THUNDER** » Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:07 pm

E.Machine wrote:The right woman doesn't need beer, they can level me with just their eyes.

yeah... but the really really really fun ones usually come from a good night of drinking. You wake up and are "EEK, OMG I went home with that!?!" Then about a week later, and the better half of a 12 pack, you are like, "That wasn't so bad, it was kinda fun, she did ------ better than anyone else... I should give it a try again." 12 hours later you are like "I am washing my dick with terpentine! NEVER NEVER NEVER EVER again..."

Oh yeah, fond memories of my college years.

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dprantl · Post by **dprantl** » Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:45 pm

Wasn't there someone with a "Fat chicks are like mopeds..." sig? Oh yeah, it was the douche-bag.

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d. · Post by d. » Thu Apr 24, 2008 7:01 pm

dprantl wrote:Wasn't there someone with a "Fat chicks are like mopeds..." sig? Oh yeah, it was the douche-bag.

QFT.

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Lymus · Post by **Lymus** » Thu Apr 24, 2008 8:26 pm

dprantl wrote:Wasn't there someone with a "Fat chicks are like mopeds..." sig? Oh yeah, it was the douche-bag.

Though I'll QFT that, don't take it too far, now.

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sliptongue69 · Post by **sliptongue69** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 9:05 pm

dprantl wrote:Wasn't there someone with a "Fat chicks are like mopeds..." sig? Oh yeah, it was the douche-bag.

Another fan?

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DOCTOR THUNDER · Post by **DOCTOR THUNDER** » Mon Apr 28, 2008 9:23 pm

of course he is a fan. I call everyone I idolize a douche-bag... Are you more stupid than you are vain, or vice versa?

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