‘Even Helen Keller would know’

Chris Vogel · Post by **Chris Vogel** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 2:26 am

Do you ever think of witty phrases only to discover that they’re already taken?

Stupid Google.

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Chris Vogel · Post by **Chris Vogel** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 2:31 am

Yeah, yeah, so I should note Keller’s obituary. Don’t read it if you value your self-esteem.

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Shinizo · Post by **Shinizo** » Sun Mar 30, 2008 11:05 am

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?

You would too if your name was HUUUUUUBAAAAAAAAARUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH

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Reaper · Post by **Reaper** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 5:38 pm

Ah, wow. That is funny Shinizo

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Clueless · Post by **Clueless** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 6:09 pm

the one i always hear is
"did you know the walls in Hellen Kellers room were purple?"
"no"
"neither did she!"

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 6:23 pm

lol thats bad, but funny. I can't imagine what it must be like being deaf or blind, let alone both at the same time.

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scherzo · Post by **scherzo** » Tue Apr 01, 2008 9:24 pm

what's hellen keller's favorite color?

corduroy ^ ^

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Chris Vogel · Post by **Chris Vogel** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:04 pm

Helen Keller’s house is actually about an hour away from where I used to live. I remember going on a school field trip. Yep.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:35 pm

Wow thats pretty cool living close to where someone famous lived. She may not be famous in same way as like an actor but she is well known and probably one of few humans that made it through life deaf and blind.

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Chris Vogel · Post by **Chris Vogel** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 2:08 am

Red Squirrel wrote: Wow thats pretty cool living close to where someone famous lived.

I guess, but when you think about it, most everyone probably lives an hour away from where someone famous once lived.

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 6:38 pm

Yeah, I live about 15min from where Jerry Falwell used to live.

*gets sudden urge to sing "Ding! Dong! The Witch is Dead"*

oh, that and Thomas Jefferson. I think he was famous too.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 8:41 pm

Chris Vogel wrote:
Red Squirrel wrote: Wow thats pretty cool living close to where someone famous lived.

I guess, but when you think about it, most everyone probably lives an hour away from where someone famous once lived.

Hmm good point I guess. I live in same home town as Shania Twain. Guess she's somewhat world known or at least nationally well known. And you can drive 1 hour in any direction and totally be out of the town.

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Bookworm · Post by **Bookworm** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 11:01 pm

manadren wrote: Yeah, I live about 15min from where Jerry Falwell used to live.

*gets sudden urge to sing "Ding! Dong! The Witch is Dead"*

Hey, my older brother works at Falwell's school, Liberty University. From what i hear, Jerry was just a big teddy bear of a man.

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 12:13 am

Bookworm wrote:
manadren wrote: Yeah, I live about 15min from where Jerry Falwell used to live.

*gets sudden urge to sing "Ding! Dong! The Witch is Dead"*

Hey, my older brother works at Falwell's school, Liberty University. From what i hear, Jerry was just a big teddy bear of a man.

I have no doubt that Falwell was a nice man, and that and through Thomas Road Baptist Church, Liberty University, and and his various political activities, he thought he was doing the right thing. It's just that a lot of what came out of his mouth was closed minded, ignorant, and hurtful.

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flowergirlajg · Post by **flowergirlajg** » Sun Apr 06, 2008 10:45 pm

I live an hour away from stephen king, and some gangster's daughter.

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Chris Vogel · Post by **Chris Vogel** » Sun Apr 06, 2008 11:34 pm

flowergirlajg wrote: I live an hour away from stephen king, and some gangster's daughter.

I don’t know why, but I thought you lived in Illinois.

Have you visited Bangor?

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