nuclear power

Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 12:43 pm

A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane. Being bored, he turned to the girl and said, "Let's talk. I''ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The girl, who was reading a book, closed it slowly and said to the guy, "What would you like to talk about?"

Oh, I don't know," said the guy. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff... grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

The guy thought about it and said, "Hmmm, I have no idea."

To which the girl replied, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don''t know sh*t?"

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Stasi · Post by **Stasi** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 10:30 am

hehe, nice:)

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robonightmare · Post by **robonightmare** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 5:45 pm

this makes sense,

but...why does a grown man want to talk to a ten year old girl, anyway? hmm... I smell an abduction!

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Chyse · Post by **Chyse** » Wed Aug 15, 2007 6:05 am

robonightmare wrote: this makes sense,

but...why does a grown man want to talk to a ten year old girl, anyway? hmm... I smell an abduction!

agreed. Definately a sex offender.

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flowergirlajg · Post by **flowergirlajg** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 9:00 pm

man.

"Hello little girl, what do you wanna talk about?"
"hmm, i dunno. what do you wanna talk about?"
"Do you watch... Movies... about gladiators..?"
"um...."
he he he.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sat Aug 25, 2007 9:27 pm

"I am a gladiator, let me show you my sword..." O_o

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Shinizo · Post by **Shinizo** » Sun Aug 26, 2007 12:56 am

This is where we stand, this is where I rape.

This is where you die.

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robonightmare · Post by **robonightmare** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 4:56 pm

flowergirlajg wrote: man.

"Hello little girl, what do you wanna talk about?"
"hmm, i dunno. what do you wanna talk about?"
"Do you watch... Movies... about gladiators..?"
"um...."
he he he.

LOL that's from airplane

Timmy, you ever seen a grown man nekked?

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