locker room cell phone convo

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locker room cell phone convo

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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$65,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.

Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?"

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Post by Reaper »

Wow, that's good. I want that to happen to me.

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Post by Bookworm »

Reaper wrote: Wow, that's good. I want that to happen to me.
You want to lose your phone and have that happen to you? That is strange. :blink:

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Post by Clueless »

haha yeah thats what i first thought when i saw that. i think he means he wants someone else to lose their phone so he can do that.

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Bookworm wrote:
Reaper wrote: Wow, that's good. I want that to happen to me.
You want to lose your phone and have that happen to you? That is strange. :blink:
No no no, I want to be the guy talking to the person on the phone.

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Post by robonightmare »

sorta like identity theft. only much, much more improfitable.

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Post by flowergirlajg »

psh. you just got someone broke and his wife angry at him once he claims he didnt get a call sounds like fun to me.

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Post by manadren »

I've seen this joke before, but as a video on YouTube. Don't know if this was a joke turned into a commercial, or a commercial turned into a joke.

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